I am not married this week

[ducatiz]

I picked up a 14 oz freshly sliced aged Porterhouse, some fresh potatoes and picked some green beans from the garden.

Gonna cook the steak on the grill, hand mash the potatoes and steam the beans.

Eat on the deck, have a big make the beast with two backsing cigar with some 18 yo whisky and then go to see Inception in Imax.

I miss being a bachelor.

[swampduc]

I generally call that "saturday" 
of course, when I get married, that might change. Or not 

[zooom]

I thought this was your best quote about being a bachelor this week...

I am actually a bachelor until next week, my family went to cape cod.. I can't take off work for a while so ... I'm stuck at home... alone... with a fridge full of beer... full control of hte remote... i am going to eat steak and taco bell every day and the cat doesn't mind if i fart constantly or shit with the door open.

[He Man]

you should take pictures of everything you couldnt do and make it into a photo book called

"Before I got married"

That would be hilarious to her as a gift  a few years down the line.

Congrats BTW

You should hold up a sign that says " IT SMELLS" and your taking a dump with the door open and snap a pic.
and a pic of you farting on your cat! and taco bell wrappers on your couch.

[ducatiz]

I generally call that "saturday" 
of course, when I get married, that might change. Or not 

it will change.  the coolest wives will make it change only a little here and there, but when it comes down to kids, everything goes.  mrs ducatiz won't let me crap in the hall bathroom anymore because the boy (almost 3) uses it and still needs help getting onto the bowl (no kiddy potties here).

you should take pictures of everything you couldnt do and make it into a photo book called

"Before I got married"

That would be hilarious to her as a gift  a few years down the line.

Congrats BTW

You should hold up a sign that says " IT SMELLS" and your taking a dump with the door open and snap a pic.
and a pic of you farting on your cat! and taco bell wrappers on your couch.

no thanks.

plus, the maid is coming hte day before they get back.  i didn't tell mrs ducatiz about that, so she is expecting the house to be a mess.  i am not mentioning the maid.

[cyrus buelton]

I picked up a 14 oz freshly sliced aged Porterhouse, some fresh potatoes and picked some green beans from the garden.

Gonna cook the steak on the grill, hand mash the potatoes and steam the beans.

Eat on the deck, have a big make the beast with two backsing cigar with some 18 yo whisky and then go to see Inception in Imax.

I miss being a bachelor.

That sounds like my married life, oh wait..........you guys did the kid thing 


What kind of stick you smoking?

[badgalbetty]

Thats funny J(uh?)dddddddddd ..........I thought your married life involved pretty much doing what your wife tells you to do when she tells you when to do it!

[Stella]

If I discovered my s/o felt this way, I'd be out faster than you could say...."I miss".   Unfortunately, from what I hear, it's not uncommon. 

[DRKWNG]

If I discovered my s/o felt this way, I'd be out faster than you could say...."I miss".   Unfortunately, from what I hear, it's not uncommon. 

You'd be that mad if Randy wanted to poop in the hall bathroom?

 

[Stella]

You'd be that mad if Randy wanted to poop in the hall bathroom?

 

ha...he already does!  As a matter of fact, when my friends stay over, they have their own bathroom but do they use it for THAT?!  NO!  They use the hall bathroom!  (wtf?!)

R can "go" wherever he wants.  You know what I meant by my comment.   

[herm]

Stella, thats how men get there "me" time.

[Stella]

That sounds like my married life, oh wait..........you guys did the kid thing 

But you have puppies/dogs.  You said that puppies were more difficult than babies.  So if that's the case, you should be in divorce court by now, right?

[Stella]

Stella, thats how men get there "me" time.

There are THREE bathrooms to get "me" time in.  The hall bathroom is "mine".  That's where all my stuff is.  He can get his me time in the bathroom that's in his bedroom, no?! 

uh.  I'm not going to win this one.

[DRKWNG]

uh.  I'm not going to win this one.

Nope.  But it's good that you realized this early on. 

 

[Stella]

And it's his place so he can get "me" time whenever/wherever he chooses.  I know this.