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Started by ducatiz, August 25, 2010, 11:40:29 AM

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ducatiz

#15
August 25, 2010, 05:32:29 PM
Quote from: Stella on August 25, 2010, 04:44:08 PM
If I discovered my s/o felt this way, I'd be out faster than you could say...."I miss".   Unfortunately, from what I hear, it's not uncommon. 

Now, now... Don't over-read what I meant...  All I want to do is eat steak and smoke a cigar in a towel on my deck without having anything else to do.   When the Mrs and kids are home, it just seems like there is not a spare moment...  And i don't smoke around the kids, by choice.

That's all.  No hookers and midgets.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

DRKWNG

#16
August 25, 2010, 05:35:20 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on August 25, 2010, 05:32:29 PM
No hookers and midgets.

Does that rule out midget hookers?

ducatiz

#17
August 25, 2010, 05:40:44 PM
Quote from: DRKWNG on August 25, 2010, 05:35:20 PM
Does that rule out midget hookers?

as long as I am breathing, bro
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

badgalbetty

#18
August 25, 2010, 05:42:53 PM
i have to go before I get banned. I have been sitting here laughing my ass off at the responses I have written  and had to delete before posting. You are all wicked men I say - wicked!
"Its never too late to be who you might have been" - George Elliot.

ducpainter

#19
August 25, 2010, 05:47:29 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on August 25, 2010, 11:40:29 AM
I picked up a 14 oz freshly sliced aged Porterhouse, some fresh potatoes and picked some green beans from the garden.

Gonna cook the steak on the grill, hand mash the potatoes and steam the beans.

Eat on the deck, have a big make the beast with two backsing cigar with some 18 yo whisky and then go to see Inception in Imax.

I miss being a bachelor.

Keep posting on the forum...

you might not be missing it for long.... [laugh]
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 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
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    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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ducatiz

#20
August 25, 2010, 05:52:50 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 25, 2010, 05:47:29 PM
Keep posting on the forum...

you might not be missing it for long.... [laugh]

huh?
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Kopfjäger

#21
August 25, 2010, 05:53:58 PM
So, How did the steak turn out?
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

ducatiz

#22
August 25, 2010, 05:57:59 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on August 25, 2010, 05:53:58 PM
So, How did the steak turn out?

make the beast with two backsing awesome. 

i was going to grill it and then decided to do it in a skillet instead.  stays juicier that way.

finished with a Gloria Cubana Serie R #7 maduro, and "just enough" pappy van winkle.

nobody bothered me and the phone didn't ring.  crickets are out en force this year.  saw a fox and a doe with her fawn too.  not together of course.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducpainter

#23
August 25, 2010, 06:04:45 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on August 25, 2010, 05:52:50 PM
huh?
very weak attempt at humor...

carry on.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


herm

#24
August 25, 2010, 06:16:25 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on August 25, 2010, 05:32:29 PM
Now, now... Don't over-read what I meant...  All I want to do is eat steak and smoke a cigar in a towel on my deck without having anything else to do.   When the Mrs and kids are home, it just seems like there is not a spare moment...  And i don't smoke around the kids, by choice.

That's all.  No hookers and midgets.

exactly......

ME time.
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

duccarlos

#25
August 25, 2010, 06:34:32 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on August 25, 2010, 11:40:29 AM
some 18 yo

For a second I thought you were trolling the local mall
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

ducatiz

#26
August 25, 2010, 06:35:37 PM
Quote from: duccarlos on August 25, 2010, 06:34:32 PM
For a second I thought you were trolling the local mall

well, the 18 yo turned out to be 20 yo.. Pappy Van Winkle comes in 15 and 20 (and I think 23 year) .  good stuff.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

fastwin

#27
August 25, 2010, 06:36:51 PM
Just got back from my farm in east TX and had a similar cold adult beverage and cigar occurrence. Actually I had several beverages and cigars while mowing. Didn't hurt me a bit! Many Romeo y Julieata's #2s were the order of the day. Need to stock up for the up coming dove hunt. Worse things have happened... [thumbsup] [drink]

ducatiz

#28
August 25, 2010, 06:55:25 PM
Quote from: fastwin on August 25, 2010, 06:36:51 PM
Just got back from my farm in east TX and had a similar cold adult beverage and cigar occurrence. Actually I had several beverages and cigars while mowing. Didn't hurt me a bit! Many Romeo y Julieata's #2s were the order of the day. Need to stock up for the up coming dove hunt. Worse things have happened... [thumbsup] [drink]

beers and cigars while mowing?  do you have a riding mower, that's about the only way i could do it.  what a great idea.  just don't drink too many or we'll call you george jones.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

rgramjet

#29
August 26, 2010, 03:55:49 AM
Quote from: DRKWNG on August 25, 2010, 05:35:20 PM
Does that rule out midget hookers?

Whats wrong with smoking in front of midget hookers??





Quote from: ducpainter on August 25, 2010, 06:04:45 PM
very weak attempt at humor...

carry on.

Vegetarian humor or cholesterol humor?
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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