Words that sound dirty but aren't.

Started by SacDuc, August 30, 2010, 11:16:54 AM

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Quote from: SacDuc on August 30, 2010, 11:16:54 AM
Bishopric

Spatchcock

Masticate

Used in a sentence:
The heads of the bishopric masticated the spatchcocked chicken.

Do any of you cunning linguists have any more words that sound dirty but aren't.

sac

hehee...

You said "spatchcock"...    [laugh]

I'm surprised nobody said "Petcock".



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Quote from: Lor on August 30, 2010, 05:51:18 PM
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Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

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Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

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