Words that sound dirty but aren't.

[ungeheuer]

Angina.

I once knew a girl who had acute angina.....  

Sorry.

I'll get my coat.........

[RAT900]

rectitude

[Grappa]

Analgesic.

[RAT900]

sputum

[Johnny OrganDonor]

titular

[Speedbag]

stipple

[SacDuc]

speed bag


sac



/boxing equipment

[iDuc]

sphincter

[Johnny OrganDonor]

poo poo platter

[mitt]

I love bifurcation and try to use it when ever possible. 

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endowment

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In punch and die stamping, there is sometimes a secondary operation called a shave - it always is difficult taking about a shaved piece and staying on topic.


mitt

[DucHead]

unctuous

[The Bacon Junkie]

flagellate

oh, and pianist

[SacDuc]

flagellate

oh, and pianist

A man walks into a bar and on top of the bar is a tiny little man playing a tiny little piano. In shock the guy asks the bartender, "Where the hell did you get that!?!?"

The bartender replies, "There is a genie in the alley. He'll grant you you anything you want?"

So the guy goes to the alley only to find a run down looking bum.

The guys asks, "Are you the genie?"

The genie replies, "Yes. I will grant you one and only one wish."

The guy is skeptical and says, "Alright then, if you're a genie give me a hundred thousand bucks!"

All of a sudden 50 deer and 50 pigs appear out of nowhere! The guy is a amazed but a bit pissed.

"What the hell is this?!?!" he askes.

"Exactly what you asked for. One hundred sows and bucks."

The guys storms back into the bar fuming mad and yells at the bartender, "What kind of bullshit genie is that!?"

The bartender says, "I don't know. I think he's hard of hearing or something. I mean, you don't really think I asked for a 12" pianist do you?"


sac

[Buckethead]

Same joke, but he lights the bartender's cigarette with the biggest disposable lighter the bartender has ever seen.

"Do you really think I asked for a 12" Bic?"

...which brings us to our next winner: threadjack.

Also, among musical words that sound dirty but aren't: flautist.

[NoisyDante]

I love bifurcation and try to use it when ever possible. 
mitt

I get to use it when saying 'break out the bifurcating phase rectifier.'  This is a fictional piece of gear that makes the dumb client feel special . . . only used on those extra 'special' clients though.