What is your most deviant riding guilty pleasure?

Started by Artful, September 02, 2010, 07:27:41 AM

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Mike_D

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Monsterlover

I love passing cars with ease, passing zone or not.

I love passing multiple cars with ease, passing zone or not.

Wheelies and stoppies are fun.

I love the "make the beast with two backs OFF" attitude that turns on the second I swing a leg over.
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DucatiSTi

blasting my Stebel Nautilus every time I go by a golf course - especially when some one is about to take a shot [evil]
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DoubleEagle

I love to pass any bike I see ahead off me......or at least give chase and try.

I once passed 19 Harley's in one pass on my 1098 R.

I especially like to ignore all speed limits and always take corners at at least twice the posted speed ( except on the one State Hwy. I sometimes ride for a bit , too many  [leo]s

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Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Kopfjäger

Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

slyfox

Quote from: bobspapa on September 02, 2010, 02:12:15 PM
waiving at cows while wearing my suit
ever see any of them waive back ..... or maybe on their knees, praying? ;D ;D They might have been friends.....

the_Journeyman

Hmm, lots of my guilty pleasures in here.

Car alarms are fun

Pulling little power wheelies off small bumps in the road

Down shifting my M750 (wrapped Termis = WAY loud) to surprise random people on the sidewalk

Following a ride through a really tight curvy section, talking to the I4 riders about how I only used 1 or two gears when I knew they were seriously rowing the gearbox

JM
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Buckethead

I love passing full school buses.

I love getting looks of envy mixed with defeat from minivan-driving dads.

I love pulling away from traffic after a red light and having the road to myself for a little bit, especially if there's a cop stopped behind me. Get right up to the speed limit as fast as I can.

And if I see a cop going the other direction and I know I'm not doing anything wrong, I wave real big like as I'm passing.
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Artful

Getting half waves from Harley riders that realize halfway through their wave that I'm not on a Harley, then watching their noses turn up.

Hanging of the rear tire of guys on far faster bikes that like to brag about how fast they ride. Give 'em a little rev on the straights to remind them I'm back there.
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ducatiz

Quote from: bobspapa on September 02, 2010, 02:12:15 PM
waiving at cows while wearing my suit

lol

lots of leathers tho, is all of your suit definitely cow?

i went to a tailor in Istanbul years ago, my friend's wife wanted a leather jacket made...  he had like 30 different kinds of animal leathers...  he had SEAL leather..  wtf..
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ArguZ

Well, this is what I bought the Nautilus for...making pedestrians jump.
Especially snuggling couples need a good blow from behind..keeps em on their toes  [evil]

Grampa

Quote from: ducatiz on September 03, 2010, 04:26:53 AM
lol

lots of leathers tho, is all of your suit definitely cow?

i went to a tailor in Istanbul years ago, my friend's wife wanted a leather jacket made...  he had like 30 different kinds of animal leathers...  he had SEAL leather..  wtf..

sadly we have no Kangaroos to wave at in the land of Buck Owens   [laugh]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell