What is your most deviant riding guilty pleasure?

Started by Artful, September 02, 2010, 07:27:41 AM

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J5

Quote from: Artful on September 02, 2010, 10:35:19 AM
Lol the ride next to the cell phone asshole is one of mine too.

i enjoy even better at the lights when i lane split and someone is on the phone with the window down i stop and say

hey dickhead get off the phone

the reply is usually the finger or get make the beast with two backsed

so then what i do is roll forward a few feet so the exhaust is aimed right at the window and then hold the throttle wide open

[laugh] [clap]
i dont care if you have been a mechanic for 10 years doing something for a long time does not make you good at it, take my gf for an example shes been walking for 28 years and still manages to fall over all the time.

twistdchick

throwing the road construction workers a blip and a kiss!   

DucofWestwood

This is a great thread

I like using my throttle as a horn. To make someone move over if I'm trying to lane-split. To make someone go if they're texting and didn't notice the light change. Etc.

I also like staring people down as/after I pass them if they've somehow wronged me.

I like it when the tourists sitting in those goofy open-topped tour vans rolling thru beverly hills stop looking for celebs and stare at me.

too many to list. I'll stop now. 
'06 S2R1k - black - SOLD
'03 620 - red - SOLD
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yeah

DucHead

'05 S4R (>47k mi); '04 Bandit 1200 (>92k mi; sold); '02 Bandit 1200 (>11k mi); '97 Bandit 1200 (2k mi); '13 FJR1300 (1k mi); IBA #28454 "45"

WhiteStripe

Funny, after riding home last night in the dark with 45 degree weather and pouring rain i may have to rethink my undergarment choices.
2006 S2R 1000, Arrow CF exhaust, FatDuc 02, CF open cc with stock pp

ducatiz

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Spck31

Funny thread  ;D ;D ;D

i am guilty of lot of things posted in here!
Especialy lane-splitting in trafic jam to go back home, use my throttle like a horn...
But i didn't disturb SUV driver on cellphone, yet...... [evil] [evil] [evil]

Veloce-Fino

Is this thing on?

yamifixer

Quote from: smcdammitt on September 05, 2010, 09:02:58 AM
Pulling up beside a Harley, then smokin'em

I used to love doing that on my RD. (and the smoking part was actually smoke)
'00 M900Sie, '66 Benelli Fireball, '70 Honda Z50
Valve Springs are EVIL

ducatiz

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



ducatiz

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."



ducatiz

Quote from: humorless dp on September 17, 2010, 08:31:17 AM
he may not be as forward thinking as yourself and not want to be outed. ;)

in /b/speak, fag does not mean homosexual.  it's sort of like calling a friend "Brian W" in the UK.   see "happy birthday Brian W"
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Desmo Demon

Guilty pleasure, huh?....Well, I don't "try" to do this, and I sure don't like to do it very often, but I definitely get some pleasure out of it....

Ride pretty fast in the mountains and hitting the curves pretty hard, but not opening it up in the straights - instead maintaining a nice, steady, flowing pace. Then, passing  [leo] on the side of the road, he pulls behind me, hits the lights, and........I just contune on, picking up the pace a little, because I know he can't hang in the twisties.  [popcorn]

Yeah. Probably a guilty pleasure.  [bacon]

Places I've been on two wheels:

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