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« on: September 07, 2010, 08:56:15 AM »
Since Stuart asked for this thread.....here it is!

Now....I feel like the Turbo T/A comment is worth at least a 30 second ban.

All those in favor? 
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« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2010, 12:06:33 PM »
Reporting in... Roll Eyes
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« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2010, 07:14:58 PM »
Can I come out now?!?

...or did that comment about the '93 Olds Achieva SCX with the W41 handling package at lunch today extend my ban...
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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2010, 01:52:33 AM »
Quote from: Duck-Stew on September 07, 2010, 07:14:58 PM
Can I come out now?!?

...or did that comment about the '93 Olds Achieva SCX with the W41 handling package at lunch today extend my ban...

NO YOU MAY NOT!!!!  The Achieva comment may warrant a lashing, too.....maybe with a wet noodle or another similarly violent substance.
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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2010, 03:31:07 AM »
When's the wedding you two? And can I be the bestman bridesmade?
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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2010, 03:42:16 AM »
Quote from: kingbaby on September 08, 2010, 03:31:07 AM
When's the wedding you two? And can I be the bestman bridesmade?

You know I'm still smitten with you, K.B. ..... or was it Bonfy?  In any case, D.S. is just a dalliance until one of you (I'm leaning toward Bonfy...she's prettier than you in a dress, K.B.) comes to your senses.   Grin
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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2010, 04:01:36 AM »
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You know I'm still smitten with you, K.B. ..... or was it Bonfy?  In any case, D.S. is just a dalliance until one of you (I'm leaning toward Bonfy...she's prettier than you in a dress, K.B.) comes to your senses.   Grin

ya big tease

remember, I was the one that let you go to second base on the first date.

And all dresses look good layin' on the floor next to the bed...just sayin'



Noooow back to stu talking about gay cars from the 70's

Stu, hope the new truck is working out. I was super impressed with what I saw for the money fo sho.
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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2010, 01:58:17 PM »
Quote from: Cloner on September 08, 2010, 01:52:33 AM
NO YOU MAY NOT!!!!  The Achieva comment may warrant a lashing, too.....maybe with a wet noodle or another similarly violent substance.

Saw a '93 Mustang Cobra yesterday too.  1 of 4993 made!  Had the 17" stock 7-spoke wheels, 4-wheel disc brakes, red over grey...  Nice.

They also made 107 more 1993 Mustang Cobras that year, but those were the 'R' models.  Those were *SUPER* special...

Built on the convertible chassis
Radio delete plate
A/C delete
Rear-seat delete
13" front brakes
11.65" rear brakes
5-lug wheels
Special 17" wheels
another 10hp out of the 302


----yeah, yeah, yeah...  I'm headed back to the corner now.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2010, 03:55:14 PM »
Corner? That's not far enough.  You're talking about early 90's Mustangs...really? and they made that many?  Why?

Ok, fine. The corner will do for now.  Let me know when you start talking about GT 500's
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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2010, 04:36:02 PM »
1967 Shelby GT500 was the 'true' one of the 4 year production (1967 to 1970).  As the years wore on, more and more creature comforts became available at first and then standard equipment. 

1967 got you a close-ratio Top-Loader 4 on the floor and the *mighty* Ford 427 medium-riser side-oiler (with cross-bolted main-caps BTW) under the hood in a hard-top ONLY.

1968 through 1970 got the 428SCJ (no slouch, but not a 427) and when it made it's swan-song in '70, there was a convertible with an automatic.  Roll Eyes  Why stop there?  Why not make a 4-door?!?  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2010, 03:58:17 AM »
Go to JAIL.  GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL!  Do not pass GO.  Do not collect $200.
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« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2010, 05:18:11 AM »
Quote from: Cloner on September 09, 2010, 03:58:17 AM
Go to JAIL.  GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL!  Do not pass GO.  Do not collect $200.
Now.. if this was knowlege about a chevette, or a gremlin, or even as far off as a MG or Triumph, Then Maybe some jailtime.  Were talking about American Musclecar history here..  Thats justifiable to me.  As long as he doesnt go back to the Achieva or some other random off kilter crap I think he can just remain in the corner for the time being. 

And for the record.. Where the hell is "GO?"  I need to start passing it more frequently and getting my damn $200. 

First generation Trans-AM Z/28 Camaro info anyone??  Chevy 302's and Muncie close ratio's for the win! 
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« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2010, 10:18:51 AM »
Quote from: Ratfink749 on September 09, 2010, 05:18:11 AM
Now.. if this was knowlege about a chevette, or a gremlin, or even as far off as a MG or Triumph, Then Maybe some jailtime.  Were talking about American Musclecar history here..  Thats justifiable to me.  As long as he doesnt go back to the Achieva or some other random off kilter crap I think he can just remain in the corner for the time being. 

And for the record.. Where the hell is "GO?"  I need to start passing it more frequently and getting my damn $200. 

First generation Trans-AM Z/28 Camaro info anyone??  Chevy 302's and Muncie close ratio's for the win! 

Wayne....you may go to Jail, too.

Go is between Boardwalk and Mediterranean.
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« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2010, 10:34:29 AM »
make the beast with two backsing Monopoly game references?

You guys must be really bored today.

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« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2010, 10:44:20 AM »
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on September 09, 2010, 10:34:29 AM
make the beast with two backsing Monopoly game references?

You guys must be really bored today.

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At least nobodies doing it with Col. Mustard in the library with the lead pipe..
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