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Author Topic: Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM  (Read 16365 times)
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« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2010, 06:57:13 AM »

She is an actress.  Cool

For the most part, no difference.

yes, but you wouldn't kick her out of your bed, would you now?

 laughingdp  That scenario is so unlikely, that an answer is unnecessary.

So, to sum up, I'll take (please) a woman who weighs a little bit more, isn't a supermodel and rides her own bike.   Cool   [moto]   Grin
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« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2010, 07:10:06 AM »


So, to sum up, I'll take (please) a woman who weighs a little bit more, isn't a supermodel and rides her own bike.   Cool   [moto]   Grin

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« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2010, 07:37:14 AM »

geeez such critics

better?



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« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2010, 07:42:52 AM »

So, to sum up, I'll take (please) a woman who weighs a little bit more, isn't a supermodel and rides her own bike.   Cool   [moto]   Grin

I would take Keira after a few weeks of feeding her some burgers. I'll teach her the proper riding techniques afterwards.
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« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2010, 08:16:42 AM »

I wouldnt mind riding with these two...

http://www.tricia-helfer.org/photos/displayimage.php?pid=41457&fullsize=1

http://www.tricia-helfer.org/photos/albums/public-appearances/2010/20100803-kiehlsliferideforamfar2010-losangelescausa/hq005.jpg
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« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2010, 08:17:51 AM »

geeez such critics

better?


I thought Keira was prety good...but yes, that's better!  Evil
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« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2010, 08:20:50 AM »

And if we're all really lucky, it'll actually sound like a twin.

(Did that bike ever come from the factory in that color scheme?)


PS: Sucks that she can't ride, but I'd spend the time to teach her to ride, if you know what I mean.*




*I mean I'd teach her proper clutch and throttle control.**




**So I hope she's good with her hands.***




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« Reply #22 on: September 08, 2010, 08:22:19 AM »

Since that url didn't work... I'll help

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« Reply #23 on: September 08, 2010, 08:34:02 AM »

This should be better...



Photo looks to be taken at Lake Malibou
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« Reply #24 on: September 08, 2010, 08:35:56 AM »

Of course, Mr. Takei is pretty unlikely to say that about Ms. Knightly.
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« Reply #25 on: September 08, 2010, 08:55:50 AM »

Keira Knightly plus just about anything for me...   waytogo

She looks like my wife...   Grin
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« Reply #26 on: September 08, 2010, 09:18:27 AM »

Keira Knightly plus just about anything for me...   waytogo

She looks like my wife...   Grin
[moto]

I'm gonna have to call BS on this..until we see photographic proof!
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« Reply #27 on: September 08, 2010, 09:21:29 AM »

[moto]

I'm gonna have to call BS on this..until we see photographic proof!

i could post a photo of anyone-- it's not like anyone here has seen a photo of me, i don't post them. 

she's not a twin, just has similar build, color and just as pretty.

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« Reply #28 on: September 08, 2010, 09:30:05 AM »

All the fun has just been crushed out of my post... Cry
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« Reply #29 on: September 08, 2010, 09:41:06 AM »

Oh I'm sure that wasn't the intent.
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