Keira Knightly + Ducati = YUMMMMM

Started by Raux, September 07, 2010, 07:54:08 PM

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Quote from: kopfjäger on September 08, 2010, 04:48:49 AM
She is an actress.  8)

For the most part, no difference.

Quote from: r_ciao on September 08, 2010, 07:35:50 AM
yes, but you wouldn't kick her out of your bed, would you now?

[laugh]  That scenario is so unlikely, that an answer is unnecessary.

So, to sum up, I'll take (please) a woman who weighs a little bit more, isn't a supermodel and rides her own bike.   8)   [moto]   ;D
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Quote from: pompetta on September 08, 2010, 07:57:13 AM

So, to sum up, I'll take (please) a woman who weighs a little bit more, isn't a supermodel and rides her own bike.   8)   [moto]   ;D

[clap]

Raux


duccarlos

Quote from: pompetta on September 08, 2010, 07:57:13 AM
So, to sum up, I'll take (please) a woman who weighs a little bit more, isn't a supermodel and rides her own bike.   8)   [moto]   ;D

I would take Keira after a few weeks of feeding her some burgers. I'll teach her the proper riding techniques afterwards.
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orangelion03

VIVA LA EVOLUCION!!!

Triple J

Quote from: Raux on September 08, 2010, 08:37:14 AM
geeez such critics

better?


I thought Keira was prety good...but yes, that's better!  [evil]

zarn02

And if we're all really lucky, it'll actually sound like a twin.

(Did that bike ever come from the factory in that color scheme?)


PS: Sucks that she can't ride, but I'd spend the time to teach her to ride, if you know what I mean.*




*I mean I'd teach her proper clutch and throttle control.**




**So I hope she's good with her hands.***




***(Sorry.)
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orangelion03

This should be better...



Photo looks to be taken at Lake Malibou
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triangleforge

Quote from: mstevens on September 08, 2010, 07:44:06 AM
Of course, Mr. Takei is pretty unlikely to say that about Ms. Knightly.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

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ducatiz

Keira Knightly plus just about anything for me...   [thumbsup]

She looks like my wife...   ;D
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bmonty72

Quote from: ducatiz on September 08, 2010, 09:55:50 AM
Keira Knightly plus just about anything for me...   [thumbsup]

She looks like my wife...   ;D
[moto]

I'm gonna have to call BS on this..until we see photographic proof!

ducatiz

Quote from: bmonty72 on September 08, 2010, 10:18:27 AM
[moto]

I'm gonna have to call BS on this..until we see photographic proof!

i could post a photo of anyone-- it's not like anyone here has seen a photo of me, i don't post them. 

she's not a twin, just has similar build, color and just as pretty.

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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

bmonty72

All the fun has just been crushed out of my post... :'(

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