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Started by ducatiz, September 11, 2010, 03:44:23 AM

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ducatiz

September 11, 2010, 03:44:23 AM
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

lethe

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September 11, 2010, 03:45:49 AM
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ducpainter

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September 11, 2010, 03:47:57 AM
some things just can't be made up.... [clap]
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    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Rev. Millertime

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September 11, 2010, 06:08:57 AM
Reminds me of a headline that was posted in a northern Minnesota newspaper years ago:

"Fertile Woman Dies in Climax"

worse yet in the article it stated that she was on her way to Moorhead!


I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.

Rev. Millertime

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September 11, 2010, 06:13:18 AM
Another good one from a town just up the road from my hometown:

"The Erection of St. Urho"

The headline was just above the picture of a statue being put up.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.

zarn02

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September 11, 2010, 10:05:01 AM
I don't know if it happens anymore, but my hometown used to have a rubber duck race.

Some years back the paper got that wrong. In headline letters, big as ya like:

"DICK RACE"

Yes, the editing 'round there leaves a little to be desired...
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

Rameses

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September 11, 2010, 04:53:32 PM



About a decade ago, Hurricane Bonnie rolled through coastal North Carolina.

The headline the next day on the paper in Clinton, NC read: BONNIE BLOWS CLINTON

Classic.


ducatiz

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September 12, 2010, 12:16:32 AM
Too bad it wasn't hurricane Monica
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Rameses

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September 12, 2010, 04:25:45 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on September 12, 2010, 12:16:32 AM
Too bad it wasn't hurricane Monica



Yeah, that would've been perfect.

This was mere weeks after the Lewinski thing iirc.

It was definitely a joke from the paper staff.


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