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Started by Monsterlover, September 19, 2010, 10:37:59 AM

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Monsterlover

September 19, 2010, 10:37:59 AM
Want

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Monstermash

#1
September 19, 2010, 05:02:26 PM
make the beast with two backs YEAH!!!
I've been wallowing in my own chaotic and insecure delusions.



"Though I disagree with everything you say, I will defend to the death your right to say it."

erkishhorde

#2
September 19, 2010, 05:03:52 PM
Do those gears on front even do anything...?
ErkZ NOT in SLO w/ his '95 m900!
The end is in sight! Gotta buckle down and get to work!

Monsterlover

#3
September 19, 2010, 05:29:28 PM
You mean besides looking bad ass?!?

The teeth probably don't do anything either but they're still a must have :D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Howie

#4
September 19, 2010, 05:56:19 PM
That might put some fear into the squirrels ;D

psycledelic

#5
September 20, 2010, 12:18:54 AM
Is that what rich and bored gets you?
06 S2R800 - the wife                         [Dolph]
04 999s - the mistress

Porsche Monkey

#6
September 20, 2010, 02:41:43 AM
Where's the fuel tank?
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house

MendoDave

#7
September 20, 2010, 03:36:08 AM
Its nice. But id just be happy to have one that starts.



i have one of these. It's a TORO. There is a sticker on the front that says guaranteed to start. Well Guess what. It's down at the shop right now.

ducpainter

#8
September 20, 2010, 10:55:15 AM
Quote from: D Paoli on September 20, 2010, 03:36:08 AM
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i have one of these. It's a TORO. There is a sticker on the front that says guaranteed to start. Well Guess what. It's down at the shop right now.
They're gonna blame ethanol fuel.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DucNaked

#9
September 20, 2010, 11:07:19 AM
"If your bike is quiter than mine your a pussy, if it's louder you're an asshole." Monster 1100S

ducpainter

#10
September 20, 2010, 11:11:12 AM
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


DucNaked

#11
September 20, 2010, 11:19:30 AM
We cant afford them!
"If your bike is quiter than mine your a pussy, if it's louder you're an asshole." Monster 1100S

SacDuc

#12
September 20, 2010, 11:56:17 AM


Pussies.  ;D


HATERS GONNA HATE.

Monster Dave

#13
September 20, 2010, 12:19:45 PM
Quote from: Sắc Dục on September 20, 2010, 11:56:17 AM

Pussies.  ;D





pfft....







And yes, that is an extension of manhood.  [cheeky]

Stinky Wizzleteats

#14
September 21, 2010, 07:41:42 PM
Quote from: erkishhorde on September 19, 2010, 05:03:52 PM
Do those gears on front even do anything...?

Good way to get your wedding ring off your finger?  ???





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