I'm the fast guy let me go......

Started by JamLJJR, September 19, 2010, 11:57:08 AM

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JamLJJR

This is a great vid, and oh so often true. I LMAO.

Actually, I have listened to a conversation between a track direction and the buyer of a new 750 GSX-R that is nearly word for word.

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6967407/?ref=nf

Slide Panda

Complete with carbon fiber butt wiper...
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

mookieo2


fastwin

Wow, so true and so sad. Still it's funny!! [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

sbrguy

i call bs, there is no way that anyone would really say stuff like that if they were a novice on a track and never did one before. ;D


Duc796canada

Hahaha...classic. That had me doubled over!! I have seen that many times in MX, guys coming out with 450cc bikes and the first jump they pile themselves into the ground or they can't even stop for the first corner and go into the fences!! Sad, but it is humbling, some usually just get off the track and park their bike, never to be seen again after a serving of humble pie! Why do we want to go big the first time?
796 Red Monster(sans ABS)
Viz-Tec Supabrake II
15/41 gearing(AFAM quick change sprocket)
PC V, NEXTUP QS.
2006 Suzuki GSXR 600 track bike(I know...not a Duc...some day)

numbskull

"I think I'm going to go bang my head against a wall..." Love it!

Bones

i love it.

If I wanted to follow a 60 hp bike, I'd go chase my neighbor's lawnmower.


classic!
I'm a loner, Dottie...a rebel...

psycledelic

06 S2R800 - the wife                         [Dolph]
04 999s - the mistress

Greg

"My Ducati starter motor has more power than your whole bike"

LOL  [clap]
2012 M1100 Evo with Termis

Rob Hilding

I gogled and........


http://www.johnnyrockpage.net/


Speechless (What a giant douche this guy is) [bang] [bang] [bang]

Perfect reference for the OP's video ;)
Desmosedici - it's the new Paso (except the bodywork doesn't fit as well)

Monster Dave

OMG!!!


I'm calling Johnny Rockpage right now!!! LOL  [laugh]

ROTFLMAO

Chucko9-696

'09 Monster 696
2013 Yamaha V Star 950 tourer

fastwin

He was so busted last year at an AMA SBK race. He make the beast with two backsed up for the 100th time in a race and an AMA race official came down on his ass big time. It was embarrassing. The AMA official was way out of hand and cussing his head off at JRP... of course the dickhead had his film crew secretly filming the whole scene and JRP kept provoking the official with stupid comments. Just proves he's just another asshole taking up valuable space and breathing up good air. :P
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.