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What color bandana, today?

Started by Cloner, September 21, 2010, 12:04:21 PM

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Cloner

September 21, 2010, 12:04:21 PM
Krystle,

I know you guys are flying back from Oregon today, and I was wondering what color is the bandana Matt wears for air travel?  I fly quite often and I want to make sure I'm showing the correct colors whilst I "fly the friendly skies".   [bacon]

Thanks,

S
Never appeal to a man's "better nature."  He may not have one.  Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.  R.A. Heinlein

'64 Ducati Monza 250
'67 Aermacchi/HD Sprint SS (race bike)
'00 Aprilia RSV Mille
'03 Ducati 800 SS (race bike)
'04 KTM 450 EXC
'08 Kawasaki Ninja 250 (race bike)

Ratfink749

#1
September 21, 2010, 01:30:42 PM
Is this like Mouse's decoder ring.. Only those who "know".. know?  Or is there some guide to translate which colors should be worn at what time and location? 
Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÃœGGÃ...ÆŽNKâˆ,â,¬ÄŒHIÅ'βØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


Dirty people say:
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"

Cloner

#2
September 22, 2010, 05:29:02 AM
That's what we're trying to figure out, Ratfink.  Matt seems to change his bandana colors with his moods, so we (Stuart and I) wonder if there's more logic here than meets the eye.  Is it Dark Red for a bad mood, Yellow for happy, Orange for melancholy? 

Matt won't say, and Krystle is being kinda hush-hush, too.  I wonder if there's a dark secret behind the bandana color selection?!?  Maybe it's some sort of Voodoo ritual, or maybe a signal to Al Qaeda operatives?!? 

Come on, guys.  Enquiring minds want to know!!!   ???
Never appeal to a man's "better nature."  He may not have one.  Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.  R.A. Heinlein

'64 Ducati Monza 250
'67 Aermacchi/HD Sprint SS (race bike)
'00 Aprilia RSV Mille
'03 Ducati 800 SS (race bike)
'04 KTM 450 EXC
'08 Kawasaki Ninja 250 (race bike)

nicrosato

#3
September 22, 2010, 07:31:56 AM
QuoteMaybe it's some sort of Voodoo ritual, or maybe a signal to Al Qaeda operatives?!? 

Simple: It's the undercover cop "color-of-the-day" thing. Matt is obviously looking for bikers who are running meth labs. He's infiltrated this group and now realizes he's found more than he bargained for.

Now, where did I stash that carton of pyrex flasks...
Nobody said that I did. Everyone says that I would.

Cloner

#4
September 24, 2010, 05:41:03 AM
I spoke with Matt yesterday, whilst he wore his black bandana, and he told me that Krystle spilled the beans:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handkerchief_code

I warn you in advance:  Go not here lest ye be strong of stomach.  You can never unlearn what you have learned.   [bang] [bang] [bang]

Probably NWS
Never appeal to a man's "better nature."  He may not have one.  Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.  R.A. Heinlein

'64 Ducati Monza 250
'67 Aermacchi/HD Sprint SS (race bike)
'00 Aprilia RSV Mille
'03 Ducati 800 SS (race bike)
'04 KTM 450 EXC
'08 Kawasaki Ninja 250 (race bike)

DucMouse the Mighty

#5
September 27, 2010, 05:22:39 AM
todays color for him is black  ;D

but i couldn't tell ya if it was in his left or right pocket  [laugh]
spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!

Ratfink749

#6
September 27, 2010, 06:15:18 AM
After looking at the chart.. I cant help but think..   Chamoise is a color?
Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÃœGGÃ...ÆŽNKâˆ,â,¬ÄŒHIÅ'βØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


Dirty people say:
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"

DucMouse the Mighty

#7
October 01, 2010, 07:02:30 AM
todays color is my green bandana
spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!

DucMouse the Mighty

#8
October 08, 2010, 01:26:28 PM
What's this!!!! MY bandana
Just don't mind the the roller skating monkey
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!
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