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Author Topic: You won't steal this Smart Car!!!  (Read 1941 times)
Monster Dave
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« on: September 30, 2010, 07:30:17 AM »


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« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2010, 07:33:27 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2010, 07:35:10 AM »
Wouldn't steal one of those stupid things anyway.  Tongue
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« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2010, 07:42:20 AM »
all you need is a REALLY BIG bic pen!
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« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2010, 08:05:16 AM »
Quote from: zooom on September 30, 2010, 07:42:20 AM
all you need is a REALLY BIG bic pen!

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« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2010, 08:26:36 AM »
I don't know how I would "steel" a car. Now, being a rican, I know how to steal it. Just cut through the frame and make it a convertible.
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« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2010, 08:33:09 AM »
Quote from: duccarlos on September 30, 2010, 08:26:36 AM
I don't know how I would "steel" a car. Now, being a rican, I know how to steal it. Just cut through the frame and make it a convertible.

Thanks - I fixed it. LOL
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« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2010, 03:46:02 PM »
Quote from: duccarlos on September 30, 2010, 08:26:36 AM
Now, being a rican, I know how to steal it. Just cut through the frame and make it a convertible.

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« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2010, 04:20:30 PM »
SmartCars are neat things. You get to go to a Benz dealer and leave without a Benz.
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