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Author Topic: A Mini Minivan??!! PLEASE NOOOO!!  (Read 3946 times)
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« on: October 06, 2010, 10:53:29 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2010, 10:55:06 AM »

It will sell like suntan lotion at a nudist camp. bang head
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« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2010, 10:56:30 AM »

WTF is that?! 
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« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2010, 10:59:47 AM »

A MINIvan... duh.  Grin

And DP's right... that thing will sell to aging hipsters with kids who want something cool, but practical and not an SUV. So, beep beep, here they come
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« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2010, 11:00:02 AM »

WTF is that?! 
something goofy as hell looking.

It will be redeemed somewhat if it can actually handle well but still goofy looking as all hell.
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« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2010, 11:04:21 AM »

no sliding rear door...not a Minivan...just a mini-sedan
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« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2010, 11:13:27 AM »

You know what happens when douchebag hipsters get to be in their late twenties and start having kids?

This happens:



And this:



And that piece of shit above.

But its so totally not a minivan. They are too cool for that. And its totally not an SUV because those are bad for the environment and stuff. They are hip and green and certainly not turning into their parents or whatever.

Bastards.

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« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2010, 11:23:33 AM »

I would love something like that mini if you could actually fiat a bike in it.  Can't fit a bike in an SUV, so why not a neat little van?  For the hipsters, how about a modern version of a Fiat Multipla? Smiley

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« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2010, 12:21:50 PM »

I would love something like that mini if you could actually fiat a bike in it.  Can't fit a bike in an SUV, so why not a neat little van?  For the hipsters, how about a modern version of a Fiat Multipla? Smiley



At least that way they you'd get some style points!  cheeky
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« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2010, 12:53:48 PM »

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« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2010, 01:18:42 PM »

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What the shit? Why'd they make the damn windows so small?

IZ would be looking at the sill the whole ride.
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« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2010, 01:26:26 PM »

What the shit? Why'd they make the damn windows so small?

IZ would be looking at the sill the whole ride.

Bwahahahahaha!!!  laughingdp
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« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2010, 01:41:31 PM »

Porsche made an SUV.  Tongue
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« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2010, 01:49:32 PM »

Porsche made an SUV.  Tongue
Anything can happen.
Gotta cater to the market, no matter how dumb they and lacking in taste they are.
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« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2010, 01:50:53 PM »

some of us are old enough to remember the original mini minivan.
http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Mini_Van_001.JPG
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