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Porsche Monkey · October 08, 2010, 07:03:47 AM

Just had a customer ask me how to get rid of the fog/mist on the outside of her windshield in the morning. Her defrost function wasnt working. Works great on the inside though. Yesterday had one that couldn't get into his car because the remote batteries died. WTF?

Slide Panda · October 08, 2010, 07:30:03 AM

That's just when you take the keys and give them over to people who will appreciate those auto, can actually drive/use them but cannot afford them.

I'd like to volunteer as the 1st test candidate for the Porsche redistribution program

ducpainter · October 08, 2010, 07:48:50 AM

Ron White - Stupid is forever

Porsche Monkey · October 08, 2010, 08:16:51 AM

One of my favorites Nate. ^^^

lethe · October 08, 2010, 09:45:06 AM

Are the Porsches like my VW where this is no visible keyhole to open the door of the remote dies?
On mine you have to pop the end off the handle and voila there is the keyhole.
Maybe not obvious to someone who doesn't read the manual

Porsche Monkey · October 08, 2010, 10:13:16 AM

Brand new 911

NorDog · October 08, 2010, 01:56:37 PM

Reminds me of the blonde that locked her keys in her car. It took her 6 hours to get her twin sister out.

lethe · October 09, 2010, 04:31:52 AM

Quote from: Porsche Monkey on October 08, 2010, 10:13:16 AM
Brand new 911

zero excuse then

zooom · October 12, 2010, 11:04:38 AM

I can remember 12-16 line tickets on the 04/05 Touaregs here at the dealership, and half of the lines were issues that could have been answered/resolved by the owner/operator simply opening that weight in their glove box called an owners manual....

I just say...Gene Pool Lifeguard....get outta the pool!

r_ciao · October 12, 2010, 01:38:41 PM

I would've answered very politely then referred them to the owner's manual. You could even bookmark the page for them with a sign marked "idiot!"

SacDuc · October 12, 2010, 03:03:35 PM

I build houses. I've had a client go into a screaming rage when I told her she could not have a wooden hearth on one of her fireplaces.

sac

The Bacon Junkie · October 12, 2010, 08:19:36 PM

peoples be the dumb...

Randimus Maximus · October 12, 2010, 08:23:17 PM

Quote from: r_ciao on October 12, 2010, 01:38:41 PM
I would've answered very politely then referred them to the owner's manual. You could even bookmark the page for them with a sign marked "idiot!"

I.D. Ten T. is a subtler way of doing that.

DoubleEagle · October 12, 2010, 11:38:14 PM

Some people just can't see the obvious .

Dolph

Kopfjäger · October 13, 2010, 01:19:25 AM

Quote from: DoubleEagle on October 12, 2010, 11:38:14 PM
Some people just can't see the obvious .

Dolph

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