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« on: October 08, 2010, 06:03:47 AM » |
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Just had a customer ask me how to get rid of the fog/mist on the outside of her windshield in the morning. Her defrost function wasnt working. Works great on the inside though. Yesterday had one that couldn't get into his car because the remote batteries died. WTF?
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if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house
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« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2010, 06:30:03 AM » |
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That's just when you take the keys and give them over to people who will appreciate those auto, can actually drive/use them but cannot afford them.
I'd like to volunteer as the 1st test candidate for the Porsche redistribution program
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-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes. Good luck. - '00 M900S with all the farkles - '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto - '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.
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« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2010, 06:48:50 AM » |
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« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2010, 07:16:51 AM » |
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One of my favorites Nate. ^^^
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« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2010, 08:45:06 AM » |
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Are the Porsches like my VW where this is no visible keyhole to open the door of the remote dies? On mine you have to pop the end off the handle and voila there is the keyhole. Maybe not obvious to someone who doesn't read the manual
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« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2010, 09:13:16 AM » |
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Brand new 911
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if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house
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« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2010, 12:56:37 PM » |
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Reminds me of the blonde that locked her keys in her car. It took her 6 hours to get her twin sister out.
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« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2010, 03:31:52 AM » |
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Brand new 911 zero excuse then
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« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2010, 10:04:38 AM » |
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I can remember 12-16 line tickets on the 04/05 Touaregs here at the dealership, and half of the lines were issues that could have been answered/resolved by the owner/operator simply opening that weight in their glove box called an owners manual....
I just say...Gene Pool Lifeguard....get outta the pool!
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« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2010, 12:38:41 PM » |
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I would've answered very politely then referred them to the owner's manual. You could even bookmark the page for them with a sign marked "idiot!"
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« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2010, 02:03:35 PM » |
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I build houses. I've had a client go into a screaming rage when I told her she could not have a wooden hearth on one of her fireplaces. sac
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« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2010, 07:19:36 PM » |
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I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it
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« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2010, 07:23:17 PM » |
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I would've answered very politely then referred them to the owner's manual. You could even bookmark the page for them with a sign marked "idiot!" I.D. Ten T. is a subtler way of doing that.
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« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2010, 10:38:14 PM » |
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Some people just can't see the obvious . Dolph
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« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2010, 12:19:25 AM » |
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Some people just can't see the obvious . Dolph
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