Zombie "newly undead" manual

[VisceralReaction]

Jeez, so the zombiepocolypse will be bad enough....
So now this guy goes out and writes a book to help the zombies make it in "unlife"
http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/new-handbook-helps-newly-undead-zombies-adjust/19678907?test=latestnews

[Monsterlover]

Thats awesome

[Buckethead]

http://www.undeadanonymous.com/

[redxblack]

I didn't think Zombies were literate.

[VisceralReaction]

Fido
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457572/

[Speedbag]

A buddy of mine has never been into guns. His wife is a fairly respectable trap shooter, and she recently bought herself a nice shotgun to use. He told me he appreciated her hobby, but was still somewhat reluctant to have a gun in the house.

I told him, "Yeah, but now you're all set for a zombie attack."

The initial look on his face (before he started laughing) was priceless.

[redxblack]

I bought a cricket bat specifically for zombies. I've never played nor do I want to play cricket. the bat is a conversation piece.

[Goat_Herder]

If zombies have little to no memory, how would they remember the materials covered in the book to help them survive? 

[psycledelic]

If zombies have little to no memory, how would they remember the materials covered in the book to help them survive? 

Good point!