Gawdam noisy kids !!!

[Desmostro]

Ridin up n down my street on their scooters with no mufflers. 

I was old for a minute today. Then I took an asprin

Now I'm going to go ride up and down my street passing those kids with no mufflers.   

[desmoquattro]

  [moto] [moto] [moto]

I find that Tasers are effective in these situations. Actually, I find that Tasers are effective in most situations.

[Spidey]

You don't wanna mess with those guys.  They prolly threw a kit on that pregnant dog.

"Throw a Kit" by Hollywood Holt

[emanon]

Damn!  I had a Puch moped back in 1985!  Who knew all I would need is 25 years, a couple of tats and a backwards hat and I would have been cool!

[desmoquattro]

You don't wanna mess with those guys.  They prolly threw a kit on that pregnant dog.

Hey...maybe we can convince them to do drive-bys on hipsters...

[mostrobelle]

you tell 'em to git offa yer lawn too?   

[desmoquattro]

you tell 'em to git offa yer lawn too?   

No. Dead bodies fertilize lawns.

[mostrobelle]

No. Dead bodies fertilize lawns.

But they're hard to mow around.

[desmoquattro]

But they're hard to mow around.

That's why I hire others to mow it.

[Desmostro]

You two have no lawn obviously.  You till, not mow, the bodies into the lawn to fertilize.

That lil bastard was up and down my street 1700 times until 8:30PM last night. I mean get another street. You don't test new pipes on the street you live on! 
Even I know that.

[Desmostro]

You don't wanna mess with those guys.  They prolly threw a kit on that pregnant dog.
//www.youtube.com/watch?

Where do you find sh*t like that? That is exsmackly what was going on. He threw a kit on it.

[ducati_tim]

You don't wanna mess with those guys.  They prolly threw a kit on that pregnant dog.

"Throw a Kit" by Hollywood Holt

Hollywood Holt is my new favorite. Awesome video!

[johnc]

[moto] [moto] [moto]

I find that Tasers are effective in these situations. Actually, I find that Tasers are effective in most situations.

joe finds that tasers work better than roofies, and is more cost efficient as well.

[desmoquattro]

joe finds that tasers work better than roofies, and is more cost efficient as well.

No prescription required...

[Drunken Monkey]

I finally figured out why I hate these things:

The extra decibels to extra horsepower added ratio is the worst of any aftermarket mod ever