Mono (kissing sickness)

Started by erkishhorde, November 11, 2010, 11:21:10 AM

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RAT900

Quote from: ducatiz on November 11, 2010, 11:54:28 AM
just be sure that when she licks you that you don't accidentally lick in the same spot.





I think you have to be double-jointed to do auto-fellatio...or at least be in a car   ;D
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ducatiz

Quote from: RAT900 on November 12, 2010, 06:21:16 AM
I think you have to be double-jointed to do auto-fellatio...or at least be in a car   ;D

who said anything about fellatio?  dirty person.

she might lick you about the anus.  much easier to reach than attempting to overcome the animus of fellating oneself.
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fastwin

My 13 year old step son got mono right before the end of school this last May. Too bad it wasn't from kissing all the girls in school!! [laugh] We have no idea how he got it. Apparently it tends to hit teenagers more than adults. An adult getting it is fairly rare according to his pediatrician. By the time we hit adulthood we have developed most of the immunities to keep from contracting it. You can be exposed by drinking out of the same glass or water bottle, which seems the most likely way my step son got it. And you can actually have it and show no signs and still give it to others. It takes weeks to actually show the symptoms so there is no telling who he drank after 4-6 weeks previous.

It did wear his ass out. He's a Boy Scout and went to the 100th anniversary Jamboree in the DC area so we had to keep him indoors and inactive for the weeks preceding Jamboree to make sure he could attend. Once you have it and get over it you can easily have a relapse by over doing it and stressing your immune system out. Saved his ass from doing any yard work in the heat of the summer, lucky stiff!!! [laugh]
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Quote from: ducatiz on November 12, 2010, 06:22:47 AM
who said anything about fellatio?  dirty person.

she might lick you about the anus.  much easier to reach than attempting to overcome the animus of fellating oneself.

Good point!
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Timmy Tucker

I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.
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RAT900

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on November 12, 2010, 06:43:24 AM
I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.

I am 59...I feel like I have mono all the time
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Stayed 1 night and I'm back home now. 4-6 weeks until I'm' safe.  :P
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Quote from: erkishhorde on November 13, 2010, 12:04:55 AM
Stayed 1 night and I'm back home now. 4-6 weeks until I'm' safe.  :P

so you asked our opinion, everybody said "don't stay there," and you did it anyway?

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ducatiz

Quote from: derby on November 13, 2010, 10:22:32 AM
so you asked our opinion, everybody said "don't stay there," and you did it anyway?



whachoo talkin' bout willis?

Quote from:  ducatiz on 11 November 2010, 12:54:28
just be sure that when she licks you that you don't accidentally lick in the same spot.

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

derby

-- derby

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Retired rides: '05 Duc Monster S4R, '99 Yam YZF-R1, '98 Hon CBR600F3, '97 Suz GSX-R750, '96 Hon CBR600F3, '94 Hon CBR600F2, '91 Hon Hawk GT, '91 Yam YSR-50, '87 Yam YSR-50

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erkishhorde

Quote from: derby on November 13, 2010, 10:22:32 AM
so you asked our opinion, everybody said "don't stay there," and you did it anyway?



I asked everyone's opinion the morning I was heading up. Got there, evaluated the situation myself before reading everyone's posts and decided it would be adequate risk.
ErkZ NOT in SLO w/ his '95 m900!
The end is in sight! Gotta buckle down and get to work!

ducatiz

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.