You Park Like....

[Monster Dave]

Introducing: You Park Like an Asshole (.com)





You know it and we see it on a daily basis, someone parks over the line, takes up 2 spots, and the like. So here's your chance to remind those who do it that their lack of talent transcends into assholism the moment they stop caring about how their poor parking skills affects everyone else.



It's simple, you just tick a few boxes and leave it on the car. Assuming the offending parker has internet access, they can visit youparklikeanasshole.com and learn all about their problem.

youparklikeanasshole.com

Have fun!!!  


Here are the downloadable notices:

[fastwin]

I love it!! Can I get a stack of 500? They'd be used up by Thanksgiving!! Too bad there isn't a "you drive like an asshole" card that could be shot out of a dart gun and suction cupped to their window as they zoom by!

[Monster Dave]

LOL - just download the PDF notice and start printing them off!! 

[Slide Panda]

Funny, I was just thinking about posting this site a couple days ago... It's actually been around a long time. They did a redesign no so long ago - the diagrams are a nice touch. I might have to make a holiday color themed version of their PDF... hmmm

[SacDuc]

You park like a DERBY!

http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=40911.0




sac

[Monster Dave]

I should have known that it was too awesome to not have been posted before now!!

[TiNi]

I should have known that it was too awesome to not have been posted before now!!

uuuuum.... you posted in the other thread  

Fail.


And another:




REALLY fail.

[Monster Dave]

uuuuum.... you posted in the other thread  

Damn....how did I miss that!!! 

[redxblack]

that smart car park fail is infuriating. 

[Slide Panda]

that smart car park fail is infuriating. 

Back in youth, I might have collected a couple of my team mates and moved that stupid thing.... Stupid Smart Cars..

[Monster Dave]

I still think that this one from Tulsa takes the cake though:



I'd love to have left a note on that moron's window!!

[Slide Panda]

I still think that this one from Tulsa takes the cake though:

I'd love to have left a note on that moron's window!!

Bet someone needed a new set of undies after that incident...

Some goodies on youtube... Can't quite call this parking as it seems the would be parker runs for it

Extreme Fitness BMW parking failure. Worst parking job ever!

[Monster Dave]

 

Awe....that's some sad stuff right there! Can you imagine the look on the owners face when they come out and see that Big Foot ran over their cars!!! 


It's funny...but not...

[Doctor Woodrow]

i like to park in the space with the nice cars when they do what the ferrari does.

afterall, if they like their car that much they normally won't hit your bike at that point and will just pull out.  i would totally park on the passenger or driver side in the spot next to the ferrari with a motorcycle.

Then do you go inside and complain that somebody parked too close to your bike and you are afraid of scratching their car, and you think it should be towed? Hmmhmm? Yeah, you know it sounds like a good idea. Not that I would want to have somebody's car towed.

The Doc

[rgramjet]

Back in youth, I might have collected a couple of my team mates and moved that stupid thing.... Stupid Smart Cars..

We used to turn our wrestling coaches Yugo 90 degrees in the parking space.  Good times!