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nicrosato
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Re: Sac & Bacon's Excellent Adventure
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Reply #30 on:
November 29, 2010, 06:04:11 AM »
I'm glad to hear that Big Red (my M900) had a small role in this production.
Is it true that Bacon Junkie got a 999?
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Nobody said that I did. Everyone says that I would.
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Re: Sac & Bacon's Excellent Adventure
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November 29, 2010, 06:44:01 AM »
Sounds fun
Next time I have the urge to post "Ducati's making a motard?" Im going to instead post "Bacon Junkie got a 999?"
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Re: Sac & Bacon's Excellent Adventure
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Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 28, 2010, 08:12:51 PM
I can neither confirm nor deny said said comments made by Duck-Stew.
All I know is I
still
haven't gotten it outta 4th!! [moto]
Return the bike, tranny is damaged !!!
I'm joking you know that, don't cha?
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Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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Re: Sac & Bacon's Excellent Adventure
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Quote from: Monsterlover on November 29, 2010, 06:44:01 AM
Sounds fun
Next time I have the urge to post "Ducati's making a motard?" Im going to instead post "Bacon Junkie got a 999?"
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on November 29, 2010, 06:44:12 AM
Return the bike, tranny is damaged !!!
I'm joking you know that, don't cha?
No damage, I just need to grow a pair...
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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it
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Re: Sac & Bacon's Excellent Adventure
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Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 29, 2010, 06:52:07 AM
No damage, I just need to grow a pair...
... did you read the fine small print?
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Carlos
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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Re: Sac & Bacon's Excellent Adventure
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November 29, 2010, 11:06:42 AM »
Not sure why this thread got locked, but it's open again...
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Re: Sac & Bacon's Excellent Adventure
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November 29, 2010, 11:59:11 AM »
Excellent! I look forward to reading the further adventures of Sac o' Bacon....or is that Sac 'n Bacon....or is that Bacon-Sac?
Hey...what goes 142 miles per hour in a ....wait.....you already heard that one, didn't you? Well, did you hear that The Bacon Junkie got a 999? Well, he did! Nein, nein, nein? Yah, yah, yah!
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Re: Sac & Bacon's Excellent Adventure
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November 29, 2010, 12:20:21 PM »
Here's the Moto porn:
The black one is Bacon Junkie's 999. Did he mention that he got one? Because he did.
By the way, Bacon Junkie named his new SBK "Helga the Angry German." Tell everybody. He did so because she is obviously saying "no" in German three times. Nein! Nein! Nein!
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Re: Sac & Bacon's Excellent Adventure
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November 29, 2010, 12:36:22 PM »
I still contend that the **9 series are some of the best looking superbikes in all of motordom.
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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string.
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Re: Sac & Bacon's Excellent Adventure
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November 29, 2010, 01:13:43 PM »
Quote from: Buckethead on November 29, 2010, 12:36:22 PM
I still contend that the **9 series are some of the best looking superbikes in all of motordom.
+1
Congrats, Junkie! (First time I've ever used that phrase for
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Re: Sac & Bacon's Excellent Adventure
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November 29, 2010, 01:25:57 PM »
Congrats on the trip 9! I love mine. I'm sure the new Duc sbks are awesome but I have purposely avoided riding friends' 848/1098s or AMS demo rides. Don't even want to try one.
That way I will remain faithful to my 999.
Just wish my neck and upper back weren't toast. Even with taller Ferracci bars my physical problems limit the distance I can ride her. But every time I do I'm always glad I have kept her. Good luck with yours!
[moto]
Enjoy.
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Re: Sac & Bacon's Excellent Adventure
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November 29, 2010, 02:22:24 PM »
Quote from: Sắc Dục on November 29, 2010, 12:20:21 PM
The black one is Bacon Junkie's 999. Did he mention that he got one? Because he did.
By the way, Bacon Junkie named his new SBK "Helga the Angry German." Tell everybody. He did so because she is obviously saying "no" in German three times. Nein! Nein! Nein!
sac
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By the way, did Sac mention he carries his leathers in a quilted flowery gear bag? Because he does!
Dude!!! I got a 999!
Quote from: oldfastwin on November 29, 2010, 01:25:57 PM
Congrats on the trip 9! I love mine.
Good luck with yours!
[moto]
Enjoy.
Thanks! I can't wait to give a more thorough test of her abilities!
More will be posted on that soon...
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Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it
Save the Brass...
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Re: Sac & Bacon's Excellent Adventure
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November 29, 2010, 02:49:07 PM »
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 29, 2010, 02:22:24 PM
Thanks! I can't wait to give a
more thorough test of her abilities
!
More will be posted on that soon...
Or ..... your abilities
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Carlos
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Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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Re: Sac & Bacon's Excellent Adventure
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November 29, 2010, 02:50:26 PM »
I say we take it out this coming Sunday...rip up to visit SacDuc in SB!!
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Re: Sac & Bacon's Excellent Adventure
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November 29, 2010, 04:08:04 PM »
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 29, 2010, 02:22:24 PM
By the way, did Sac mention he carries his leathers in a quilted flowery gear bag? Because he does!
BTW..Congrats on the 999 Bac. I heard you got one!!
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 07:09:57 AM
This just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.
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