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« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2010, 08:31:53 PM »

This may or may not be safe for work. I don't speak UFO.  Tongue

moto a 340 kmh est fait un gros make the beast with two backs a la police


why were they flippin' off the swedish chef??
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« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2010, 12:16:53 AM »



With the usual blinding lights in my face, he asks if I'd been drinking.
I said, not that much.  He has me follow his finger while waving his flashlight around.

He tells me I was doing 80.
I said, ya, everyone is doing 80.
He said I was weaving in my lane, I said I was bored.
He said, "ok, have a good night," and left. The lights of his cruiser went off in a weird direction.


He was looking for a deuce (drunk driver). Checked you for HGN, saw none, and let you go so he could spend his time finding a drunk to take to jail.
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« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2010, 05:03:22 AM »

He was looking for a deuce (drunk driver). Checked you for HGN, saw none, and let you go so he could spend his time finding a drunk to take to jail.

that's the way it should be done.
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« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2010, 11:07:02 AM »

that's the way it should be done.

I made about 70 traffic stops last month. Wrote maybe 10 cites. Found 7 drunks. The life of a graveyard shift cop.
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« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2010, 11:22:24 AM »

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!!!!

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« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2010, 11:30:54 AM »

I made about 70 traffic stops last month. Wrote maybe 10 cites. Found 7 drunks. The life of a graveyard shift cop.

how many doughnuts/granola bars?
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« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2010, 12:00:07 PM »

how many doughnuts/granola bars?

None of each. I like Hot Tamales and water. Maybe some Del Taco on the odd night.

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« Reply #22 on: December 03, 2010, 05:18:34 PM »

Oddly I was thinking the same thing (no tickets in ages) when I did a rolling stop in my neighborhood.

Right in front of a cop  Undecided

I made eye contact as soon as I noticed him there (duh)

He gave me the stink eye, I gave him the "sorry" look and he didn't bother to come after me.

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« Reply #23 on: December 09, 2010, 05:42:59 PM »

Your mistake lies in coming from work at SFO.
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« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2010, 12:06:55 AM »

I was actually coming home from vacation via SF0 for once. After about 130,000 flight miles this year, once was for fun.
Sheesh what a freaking year.  coffee

You suggesting another airport is better?
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« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2010, 08:46:20 AM »

I guess not. I just have some bad memories of working for United at SFO.
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« Reply #26 on: December 13, 2010, 05:27:29 PM »

I guess not. I just have some bad memories of working for United at SFO.

What a coincidence. I have some bad memories of flying United into and out of SFO.
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« Reply #27 on: December 14, 2010, 08:40:25 AM »

What a coincidence. I have some bad memories of flying United into and out of SFO.

No Kidding, did your plane experience any mechanical...... difficulties?  Evil
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