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Started by Desmostro, December 02, 2010, 06:28:13 AM

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ducatiz

#15
December 02, 2010, 08:31:53 PM
Quote from: ducati_tim on December 02, 2010, 08:18:38 PM
This may or may not be safe for work. I don't speak UFO.  :P

moto a 340 kmh est fait un gros make the beast with two backs a la police


why were they flippin' off the swedish chef??
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

hbliam

#16
December 03, 2010, 12:16:53 AM
Quote from: Desmostro on December 02, 2010, 06:28:13 AM


With the usual blinding lights in my face, he asks if I'd been drinking.
I said, not that much.  He has me follow his finger while waving his flashlight around.

He tells me I was doing 80.
I said, ya, everyone is doing 80.
He said I was weaving in my lane, I said I was bored.
He said, "ok, have a good night," and left. The lights of his cruiser went off in a weird direction.


He was looking for a deuce (drunk driver). Checked you for HGN, saw none, and let you go so he could spend his time finding a drunk to take to jail.

ducatiz

#17
December 03, 2010, 05:03:22 AM
Quote from: hbliam on December 03, 2010, 12:16:53 AM
He was looking for a deuce (drunk driver). Checked you for HGN, saw none, and let you go so he could spend his time finding a drunk to take to jail.

that's the way it should be done.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

hbliam

#18
December 03, 2010, 11:07:02 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on December 03, 2010, 05:03:22 AM
that's the way it should be done.

I made about 70 traffic stops last month. Wrote maybe 10 cites. Found 7 drunks. The life of a graveyard shift cop.

Spidey

#19
December 03, 2010, 11:22:24 AM
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!!!!

HELP HELP I'M BEING REPRESSED
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ducatiz

#20
December 03, 2010, 11:30:54 AM
Quote from: hbliam on December 03, 2010, 11:07:02 AM
I made about 70 traffic stops last month. Wrote maybe 10 cites. Found 7 drunks. The life of a graveyard shift cop.

how many doughnuts/granola bars?
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

hbliam

#21
December 03, 2010, 12:00:07 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on December 03, 2010, 11:30:54 AM
how many doughnuts/granola bars?

None of each. I like Hot Tamales and water. Maybe some Del Taco on the odd night.

Drunken Monkey

#22
December 03, 2010, 05:18:34 PM
Oddly I was thinking the same thing (no tickets in ages) when I did a rolling stop in my neighborhood.

Right in front of a cop  :-\

I made eye contact as soon as I noticed him there (duh)

He gave me the stink eye, I gave him the "sorry" look and he didn't bother to come after me.

I own several motorcycles. I have owned lots of motorcycles. And have bolted and/or modified lots of crap to said motorcycles...

MendoDave

#23
December 09, 2010, 05:42:59 PM
Your mistake lies in coming from work at SFO.

Desmostro

#24
December 10, 2010, 12:06:55 AM
I was actually coming home from vacation via SF0 for once. After about 130,000 flight miles this year, once was for fun.
Sheesh what a freaking year.  [coffee]

You suggesting another airport is better?
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room

MendoDave

#25
December 10, 2010, 08:46:20 AM
I guess not. I just have some bad memories of working for United at SFO.

Drunken Monkey

#26
December 13, 2010, 05:27:29 PM
Quote from: D Paoli on December 10, 2010, 08:46:20 AM
I guess not. I just have some bad memories of working for United at SFO.

What a coincidence. I have some bad memories of flying United into and out of SFO.
I own several motorcycles. I have owned lots of motorcycles. And have bolted and/or modified lots of crap to said motorcycles...

MendoDave

#27
December 14, 2010, 08:40:25 AM
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on December 13, 2010, 05:27:29 PM
What a coincidence. I have some bad memories of flying United into and out of SFO.

No Kidding, did your plane experience any mechanical...... difficulties?  [evil]
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