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akmnstr

#30
December 08, 2010, 01:04:14 PM
The music will always tell you what is about to happen. 
"you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas!!" Davey Crockett & AKmnstr

"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."
Charles Darwin

"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass." Marlon Brando

Monster Dave

#31
December 08, 2010, 01:07:05 PM
Quote from: Grappa on December 08, 2010, 12:51:23 PM
-People can make incredible leaps and strides and overcome anything if there's a montage with an upbeat song.

[laugh]


Good one!

erkishhorde

#32
December 08, 2010, 01:14:34 PM
Anything flammable is high explosive as well.
ErkZ NOT in SLO w/ his '95 m900!
The end is in sight! Gotta buckle down and get to work!

duccarlos

#33
December 08, 2010, 01:17:55 PM
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

SacDuc

#34
December 08, 2010, 01:46:55 PM


That the gorgeous girl will discover that it is her geeky, sensitive guy friend is the one she should have been with all along.

That the ugly, mousy girl is actually really beautiful once she takes her glasses off.

That all racial and ethnic stereotypes are completely true.

That nearly dying makes people kind and giving instead of paranoid and bitter.

That fat people should go be fat somewhere else.

sac
HATERS GONNA HATE.

gojira

#35
December 08, 2010, 02:15:04 PM

Greed is good.    ;D

Stinky Wizzleteats

#36
December 08, 2010, 02:47:26 PM
That the Starship Enterprise can't take anymore.....

Captain.
I like a drink. You know when people say 'I like a drink as much as the next man'? Not if I'm the next man, you don't.

ducatiz

#37
December 08, 2010, 03:46:49 PM
Nobody beautiful ever EVER needs to take an emergency dump
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

The Architect

#38
December 08, 2010, 04:37:13 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on December 08, 2010, 03:46:49 PM
Nobody beautiful ever EVER needs to takes a n emergency dump

Monsterlover

#39
December 08, 2010, 04:47:28 PM
If a woman nearly drowns and is then resuscitated by a man

she will immediately want to deeply kiss this man immediately after regaining consciousness.

This sometimes leads to sex [thumbsup]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Monsterlover

#40
December 08, 2010, 04:53:13 PM
Semi auto hand guns, when fired until empty, never lock the slide back.

Instead they just click.

Sometimes multiple times.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Veloce-Fino

#41
December 08, 2010, 05:07:31 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on December 08, 2010, 04:53:13 PM
Semi auto hand guns, when fired until empty, never lock the slide back.

Instead they just click.

Sometimes multiple times.

That all guns make charging/cocking noises when pointed.
Is this thing on?

Monsterlover

#42
December 08, 2010, 06:15:56 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot about the four clicks from a wheel gun that get applied to every firearm that gets moved even a little

[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

fastwin

#43
December 08, 2010, 07:18:19 PM
That's the Colt single action army four click cocking sound. Hollyweird thinks all wheel guns make the 4 click sound. [bang]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

ducatiz

#44
December 08, 2010, 07:20:43 PM
Quote from: The Architect on December 08, 2010, 04:37:13 PM
Nobody beautiful ever EVER needs to takes a n emergency dump

nah, not true

http://fullmoviereview.com/keywords/defecation/
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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