Things movies have taught us 2.0

[Goat_Herder]

That you can still function and think clearly after a long drawn out fight with the bad guy.  The worst offender is the movie "Face Off". 

Obviously, the screen writers have never been in a fight or seen a MMA fight.  A couple solid hits to the face will pretty much knock you the f out.

[triangleforge]

That you can still function and think clearly after a long drawn out fight with the bad guy.  The worst offender is the movie "Face Off". 

Obviously, the screen writers have never been in a fight or seen a MMA fight.  A couple solid hits to the face will pretty much knock you the f out.

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Mike Tyson - "Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth."

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What Hollywood teaches directors:

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy some cool-ass special effects.

There's nothing wrong with my movie that another $20 million can't fix. (repeat as necessary)

[JEFF_H]

oh...and the biggun....


the good guy ALWAYS wins...

not ALWAYS

Seven
The Usual Suspects
Primal Fear
Empire Strikes Back

[Monster Dave]

not ALWAYS

Empire Strikes Back

Oh but he did in Revenge Return of the Jedi

[akmnstr]

If your name is Bond, women will fall to your feet (or into your bed) and you are immune to STDs.

[akmnstr]

The good guy gets the girl. 

Unless the girl's name is Summer.  And I am still made about that.

[sbrguy]

well if your name is Bond, you are too cool for anything and can escape any danger, do you think an STD has any chance against James Bond? no chance at all.

[akmnstr]

In war of the worlds it was the little bugs that took down the invaders. 

But if it were possible for Bond to fall to the little STD bugs it would of happened
sometime in the last 50 years while he was banging the world in the name of the Crown.

Then again, it might be the reason so many have played the part. 

[krolik]

Now matter how immanent the danger, there's always time to kiss the girl.

[slowpoke13]

Now matter how immanent the danger, there's always time to kiss the girl.

Well, that's just true...

[sbrguy]

Now matter how immanent the danger, there's always time to kiss the girl.

like another poster said, yeah that is just a real fact of life.  that is one place where movies followed reality.

[Speedbag]

You can jump from a moving vehicle traveling at highway speed (or faster) in jeans and a t-shirt onto the tarmac and emerge basically unscathed and ready for action.

(those of us who have crashed a bike on pavement can relate)

[lethe]

You can jump from a moving vehicle traveling at highway speed (or faster) in jeans and a t-shirt onto the tarmac and emerge basically unscathed and ready for action.

(those of us who have crashed a bike on pavement can relate)

when you hit the ground, just start running

[MendoDave]

That the inside of an airplane is not the same plane shown in the previous shot.

That when the Bandits speedometer indicates 70 Mph it means they are going 110 Mph.

[El Matador]

That peope are always brimming with happiness at the end, no matter how many of their friends/family/loved ones just died a gruesome, painful death. Oh and they're usually horny too