Things movies have taught us 2.0

[GAAN]

That peope are always brimming with happiness at the end, no matter how many of their friends/family/loved ones just died a gruesome, painful death. Oh and they're usually horny too

again

that's just real life

[Speedbag]

That peope are always brimming with happiness at the end, no matter how many of their friends/family/loved ones just died a gruesome, painful death. Oh and they're usually horny too

I highly recommend the film "The Mist".

That one didn't end all shiny and happy like I thought it might. At all.

[sno_duc]

Automobiles driven by the hero(ine) are capable of jumping incredible distances and land from nose bleed inducing heights, without parts flying off, the tires blowing out, or the frame bending.
The bad guys autos usually suffer all of the above at the same time.

[fastwin]

That he is serious and they should stop calling him Shirley.

[The Bacon Junkie]

That he'll never be over Macho Grande...

That he picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue...

Don't eat the chicken...

[duccarlos]

Don't eat the chicken...

That's not accurate. Given a choice between chicken and fish, you should always choose lasagna.

[The Bacon Junkie]

Yes, that is correct... Eat the lasagna, not the chicken or fish.

Don't eat the chicken!






...or the fish.   

[ducatiz]

...or the salmon mousse.

And that Americans talk and talk and say "let me tell you something" or "I just wanna say this"

And that englishmen are so make the beast with two backsing pompous and none have any balls.

[Speedbag]

...or the salmon mousse.

And that Americans talk and talk and say "let me tell you something" or "I just wanna say this"

And that englishmen are so make the beast with two backsing pompous and none have any balls.

 

[la strada]

at least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

[akmnstr]

...or the salmon mousse.

And that Americans talk and talk and say "let me tell you something" or "I just wanna say this"

And that englishmen are so make the beast with two backsing pompous and none have any balls.

Ahem,  did you not see my earlier reference to a certain Mr. Bond?

[zooom]

that an Omega 6 Replicant doesn't get murdered- they get "retired"

the 8th dimension occurs within rocks and lectroids live there

a good Batman suit can make anyone look buff

that it is possible to steal 50 top shelf cars in the course of a 12 hour evening with a crew of less than 10 people

screw ups can teach themselves basic training in the Army and get a top secret assigment

a chainsaw CAN be a great and functional replacement for a hand

[Drunken Monkey]

The ducts inside the Pentagon are big enough to crawl through and somehow were overlooked when they designed a "maximum security chamber"

Also the maximum security chamber has an 11ty billion dollar system that will sound an alarm if so much as a drop of sweat hits the floor, but they couldn't spring for the $25 motion sensor from Radio Shack.

Also the gleaming ducts that are cleaner than John Ashcroft's sphincter are filled with rats. And the rats never, ever shit through the grating and their poop never triggers the aforementioned floor sensors.

Sound travels through a vacuum.

Detectives who are honest and not on the take can afford really nice clothes and large apartments in New York/San Francisco

[erkishhorde]

In space, constant thrust = constant velocity.

Projectiles that look like lasers don't travel at the speed of light even though they are light.

[Jumptship]

That the pool guy/plumber/lost dude always gets the girl (or girls) home alone and horny.  WTF?