POLL: Should Bacon Junkie wear his business socks on Saturday?

[Punx Clever]

"Business" socks...

You only wear one at a time...   

But wouldn't the foot without a sock get cold then? 

[The Bacon Junkie]

But wouldn't the foot without a sock get cold then? 

There's only one "foot" that the sock goes on...    

And it ain't below either of my ankles... 




Nor is it really a sock...       

[slowpoke13]

Nor is it really a sock...       

Happy Sock?

Fleshlight?

[Buckethead]

Calling it "a foot" is probably fairly optimistic, too.

[The Bacon Junkie]

Calling it "a foot" is probably fairly optimistic, too.

I was just riffing of Punx Clever's foot reference... Your "third leg" or "one-eyed monster" is neither, I'm assuming, right?

I wasn't bragging, don't need to... I do just fine, my friend.  I've got nothing to be ashamed of...   I'm just lousy at talking to girls. 

Sac's seen me in action, or should I say inaction.     
I'm not very smooth at all, hence him messing with my with this thread.  Like I said in my first post.  But, I did something right.  She asked me out.  'Nuff said.

[slowpoke13]

Sac's seen me in action, or should I say inaction.     
I'm not very smooth at all, hence him messing with my with this thread.  Like I said in my first post.  But, I did something right.  She asked me out.  'Nuff said.

I'd take Sac as a wingman any day.

[Buckethead]

I was just riffing of Punx Clever's foot reference... Your "third leg" or "one-eyed monster" is neither, I'm assuming, right?

No worries, just busting your balls. 

Like I said in my first post.  But, I did something right.  She asked me out.  'Nuff said.

Something right, indeed. She made the first move, it sounds like the battle's half-won already! 

[Punx Clever]

There's only one "foot" that the sock goes on...    

And it ain't below either of my ankles... 




Nor is it really a sock...       

God damn motorcycle riding hoodlums dirtying my young, innocent mind. 

[The Bacon Junkie]

No worries, just busting your balls. 

Something right, indeed. She made the first move, it sounds like the battle's half-won already! 

First my foot, now my balls??!! Sheesh! 


So tonight's the night... We've been talking on the phone, she said she's really looking forward to the date. I am too.. Keep your fingers crossed! 

[badgalbetty]

just be yourself ........dont try to hard,relax and have a fun time! you will do fine!

[cokey]

  wearing your best, yes no?

[GAAN]

I'd take Sac as a wingman any day.

I read that as

"I'd take Sac as my swingarm any day"

then I began to wonder...

[Rameses]

So htf did it go!?!?



(And I'm in a similar boat as far as chattin' up the ladies goes.

Poke's seen me in action.

At 4am.

In a Denny's.

)

[stopintime]

So htf did it go!?!

+1

[The Bacon Junkie]