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Started by Grampa, December 11, 2010, 09:13:43 PM

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RAT900

#15
December 12, 2010, 04:33:02 AM Last Edit: December 12, 2010, 04:35:30 AM by RAT900
Quote from: bobspapa on December 11, 2010, 11:27:13 PM
That looks more like an inflamed va jayjay


Tell the missus that the honeymoon is over and you need a test subject to research the Sharpie method

unfortunately (at times) the human eye is naturally drawn toward points of contrast

you could dye the entire cat "sphincter pink"
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ducatiz

#16
December 12, 2010, 04:44:40 AM
Its really easy

Feed him some beets every day.

Gradually it will darken to a deep purple.

But if you decide to color your cats asshole, please video it and post.
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Speedbag

#17
December 12, 2010, 05:45:28 AM
You could just stop looking at it.  :)

Shoe polish? Tattooing?
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Monsterlover

#18
December 12, 2010, 05:52:22 AM
Tattooing?

Damn.
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Vindingo

#20
December 12, 2010, 07:05:44 AM
Make him the A or B cat...     



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Monsterlover

#21
December 12, 2010, 07:07:29 AM
[puke]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Randimus Maximus

#22
December 12, 2010, 07:09:46 AM
Wow.

Just.

Wow.

;D

Monsterlover

#23
December 12, 2010, 07:13:04 AM
this thread makes me wanna take a shower
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

lethe

#24
December 12, 2010, 07:13:29 AM
call this guy, maybe he can help

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Monsterlover

#25
December 12, 2010, 07:25:46 AM
how do you find this stuff ???
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

lethe

#26
December 12, 2010, 07:27:54 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on December 12, 2010, 07:25:46 AM
how do you find this stuff ???
good or bad, if you do a search for anything you will find it.
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WarrenJ

#27
December 12, 2010, 07:32:49 AM
Tatooing would give you a longer lasting solution to your problem.
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ducpainter

#28
December 12, 2010, 07:50:42 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on December 11, 2010, 09:52:19 PM
FWIW.... I am not the only person in this house who dislikes the pinkeye

FWIW...

I wish you had kept it in your house.
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LMT

#29
December 12, 2010, 08:16:35 AM
Have the vet check him out. Maybe it is swollen.
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