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Started by Grampa, December 11, 2010, 09:13:43 PM

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ducatiz

#45
December 12, 2010, 03:23:54 PM
The Architect is thinking about a cat with a hairy arsehole and then feigns shock.  Lol.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Speedbag

#46
December 12, 2010, 03:27:38 PM
Pics are required....
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DesmoDiva

#47
December 12, 2010, 03:30:55 PM
NO!!!
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lethe

#48
December 12, 2010, 03:34:12 PM
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muskrat

#49
December 12, 2010, 03:42:14 PM
my wife and I are laughing to no end.   [thumbsup]
Can we thin the gene pool? 

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Randimus Maximus

#50
December 12, 2010, 03:48:44 PM
meanwhile, at Google HQ, search administrators are confused after seeing a dramatic spike in searches related to feline anal bleaching and/or coloring.

lethe

#51
December 12, 2010, 03:53:10 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on December 12, 2010, 03:48:44 PM
meanwhile, at Google HQ, search administrators are confused after seeing a dramatic spike in searches related to feline anal bleaching and/or coloring.
hmmmmm.....mostly Australians (the land down under) and people from Ashburn (sounds like Ass burn), VA

http://www.google.com/trends?q=anal+bleaching
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Scotzman

#52
December 12, 2010, 05:29:24 PM
Quote from: The Architect on December 12, 2010, 02:28:38 PM
You may have another option.  Have you tried rogaine?  The fur will cover the unsightly defect and he can walk around with an erect tail. 

Or a couple of fishing weights on his tail will keep the tail down.

I can't believe I added to this.
Then wouldn't he be cutting crap out of fur like those small footballs/dogs?
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Tastes as good as it sounds. Good for what ales you."

The Architect

#53
December 12, 2010, 06:24:47 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on December 12, 2010, 03:23:54 PM
The Architect is thinking about a cat with a hairy arsehole and then feigns shock.  Lol.

I understand BP's dilemma.  I love dogs but despise dogs that walk around show their ass *.  So I can image BP's discomfort.  Unfortunately he's grown close to the cat and the cat's name is Frank.  I just can't believe we're talking about this on a public forum.

Quote from: Scotzman on December 12, 2010, 05:29:24 PM
Then wouldn't he be cutting crap out of fur like those small footballs/dogs?

Cats are usually much cleaner than dogs (until they get old.)  But either way, he'll have to decide which is worse; taking a sharpie to a cats ass and having the cat rub it's irritated ass all over his house or having a cat that looks like it belongs in the harold and kumar bottomless party scene with dingle berries. 

The Bacon Junkie

#54
December 12, 2010, 06:34:30 PM
I saw poor little Frank today. 

Cute cat, ugly butt...




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ducpainter

#55
December 12, 2010, 06:39:58 PM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on December 12, 2010, 06:34:30 PM
I saw poor little Frank today. 

Cute cat, ugly butt...




[bacon]
Your date last night said exactly the opposite. ;D
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 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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ducatiz

#56
December 12, 2010, 06:59:40 PM
Why were you with his date?
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducpainter

#57
December 12, 2010, 07:05:25 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on December 12, 2010, 06:59:40 PM
Why were you with his date?
I didn't say I was.

Reading comprehension an issue tonight? [evil]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


GAAN

#58
December 12, 2010, 08:48:32 PM
apparently there is a Special Treatment Room for this kind of thing

http://kellyharman.com/2010/03/31/my-cats-butt/

yamifixer

#59
December 14, 2010, 08:59:42 AM
This thread gives validity to my "Long hair only" cat rules.
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