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A new word for dumbass: Funderburk

Started by ducatiz, December 18, 2010, 03:59:18 AM

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ducatiz

December 18, 2010, 03:59:18 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40685243/ns/us_news-weird_news/

QuoteHell hath no fury like a woman with a frying pan
71-year-old Kansan beats [25 year old] in-home attacker unconscious, police say
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

DRKWNG

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December 18, 2010, 01:27:15 PM
WAY TO GO GRANNY!!!

I like the one comment, "she didn't hit him enough times".   [thumbsup]

Kopfjager

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December 18, 2010, 02:51:09 PM
You can make the beast with two backs someone up with a cast iron pan. Way to go Granny.  [drink]

I will also get some mileage out of that name.
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

fastwin

#3
December 18, 2010, 02:51:36 PM
I loved that comment too. [thumbsup] Some do-gooder/safety-crat will probably try to pass a waiting period law on T-Fal skillets over 10 inches in diameter!!! [laugh]

Dumbshit got what he deserved. Bet everyone laughed their ass off in court when they heard what happened. Also bet he caught a lot of shit from cellmates! [cheeky]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Monsterlover

#4
December 18, 2010, 03:13:52 PM
Nice 8)
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

erkishhorde

#5
December 18, 2010, 06:05:57 PM
Attempted rape charges... for a 71 granny. Musta been one hot mamma.
ErkZ NOT in SLO w/ his '95 m900!
The end is in sight! Gotta buckle down and get to work!

ducatiz

#6
December 19, 2010, 12:21:59 AM
He's going to be biting his pillow in prison.  Hope it was worth it.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

RAT900

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December 19, 2010, 05:04:00 AM
Quote from: kopfjäger on December 18, 2010, 02:51:09 PM
You can make the beast with two backs someone up with a cast iron pan. Way to go Granny.  [drink]

I will also get some mileage out of that name.

I wonder if he aspired to drive a Gumpert
This is an insult to the Pez community
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