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« on: January 18, 2011, 10:29:13 AM »

So I ride the ST3 down to the girlfriend's Saturday, nice ride, cool and comfy for freaking January in north Idaho.

Tool around a bit over the weekend. This morning I get up, after 5 hours of sleep.

 I get on the bike and it wont start.

I fiddle with it and the lights light up and the fuel pump primes and nothing.

I am about to go back inside and tell the GF I need her car when I realize it’s in gear.

So I put it in neutral and start her up.

Cruise through town and start up the hill. At the very top the wind hits from the side.

Turns out above the valley i was in they had a wind advisory for 45 mph winds with higher gusts.

Right at the top of the hill, WAP the whole right fairing goes flying off.

Gee it’s a wonder what happens when you are going 60 with a 40mph side wind and

realize you  FORGOT THE make the beast with two backsING BELLY PAN BOLT that ties it all together.

FML.  bang head

You guys know if a body shop would be able to weld plastic or would that be more specialized?

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« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2011, 10:35:46 AM »


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« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2011, 10:36:09 AM »

No blow job is ever bad!

At least you didn't crash.
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« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2011, 10:40:32 AM »

Dammit I didn't even think of pics, and to top it all off the battery was dead last night after all this and i walked 7 miles to home in make the beast with two backsing old boots, god my dogs hurt today. I think the battery is just old, 6 years now and hoping the fairing didn't do something to the wiring as it took flight to cause a drain.
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« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2011, 11:20:00 AM »

Sounds like that ST3 is trying to kill you... you better give it to me so i can keep it from killing you!
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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2011, 12:22:10 PM »

Yeah she's kinda pregnant dogy lately!
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« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2011, 12:22:31 PM »

YOUR ST3 GIVES BLOWJOBS?Huh?? WTF.

Plastic weld with soldering iron and a piece of sacraficial ABS.

Ive done it. you need 100watt gun to do it right and a nice wide tip that is going to get ruined.
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« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2011, 12:52:00 PM »

Q: Whats the best thing about a blowjob?










A: Ten minutes of silence  Grin

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« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2011, 03:21:34 PM »

YOUR ST3 GIVES BLOWJOBS?Huh?? WTF.

Plastic weld with soldering iron and a piece of sacraficial ABS.

Ive done it. you need 100watt gun to do it right and a nice wide tip that is going to get ruined.
The wind gave the blow job, you know high winds.........blow job  Wink
How were you getting a clean weld and filling with the ABS?
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« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2011, 12:43:38 AM »

It wasnt clean at all. it was a sloppy as hell, i needed a handjob with sandpaper to work out the roughness.
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« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2011, 07:25:11 AM »

All the more reason to make that ST nekkid.
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« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2011, 01:46:49 PM »

Ahem, the premise of this thread is an assumption that a Blow Job is a bad thing, equivalent to having body parts blow of your bike.  I have always held blow jobs in high esteem.  Unless the blow job you are speaking of is more literal, referring to the wind as the source of blowing and the job, being the fairing ripping apart.  Now that is a type of blow job that I wouldn't enjoy.   
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« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2011, 06:39:10 PM »

Blow jobs from bikes...hand jobs with sandpaper??? What's this website becoming?

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« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2011, 11:36:54 AM »

Man Brad I would make that ST naked in a heartbeat if I could figure out how to clean up the
headlight and panel.
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« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2011, 11:26:56 PM »

I gues one blow job has to be the worst in comparision.      Grin

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