Whisky in a can - This can only end in tears

Started by Slide Panda, January 19, 2011, 07:46:30 AM

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Slide Panda

Some shady Panama based company has now created 'Scottish Spirits' - a 12oz can of Whisky

http://eater.com/archives/2011/01/17/scotch-whiskey-in-a-can-contains-eight-shots-of-whiskey.php

In other odd news, they have an alcohol free version they market to Muslims. Alcohol free Whisky, I'll let your brains ruminate on that one
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
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- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

pennyrobber

"Scottish Spirits suggests splitting it between three people, because it's the size of a regular beer can. Seriously: it's twelve ounces, or eight shots worth of whisky. Which is a lot for a container that's not resealable."

Splitting it between three people? I suppose if you're a 12 year old girl.
Men face reality and women don't. That's why men need to drink. -George Christopher

zooom

ummm....what fuctified Scottsman thought up this really blasphemous idea?.....
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Slide Panda

-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

He Man


herm

there will be stories told about this product. most will end badly.
I'm here for a good time, but not a long time.

pennyrobber

Mush-a ring dum-a do dum-a da
Wack fall the daddy-o, wack fall the daddy-o
There's whiskey in the can

Men face reality and women don't. That's why men need to drink. -George Christopher

RAT900

This is an insult to the Pez community

triangleforge

Quote from: pennyrobber on January 19, 2011, 08:23:52 AM
"Scottish Spirits suggests splitting it between three people, because it's the size of a regular beer can. Seriously: it's twelve ounces, or eight shots worth of whisky. Which is a lot for a container that's not resealable."

Splitting it between three people? I suppose if you're a 12 year old girl.

It's a Whiskey Trio! One of the staples of Soviet-era Russian literature is the Vodka Troika - three people, usually strangers, who "invest" together in a bottle of vodka and then spend then next hour making damn sure they get their fair third (or maybe a little more) of the bottle. Which, I can attest, had a cheap plastic cap that disintegrated when removed, so there was no way to reseal the 750ml bottles.  :o

12 oz. would be a duet, at best.
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Slide Panda

Quote from: herm on January 19, 2011, 09:04:45 AM
there will be stories told about this product. most will end badly.

Your prognostic powers are strong
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
- '08 KTM 690 StupidMoto
- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.

SacDuc

Quote from: herm on January 19, 2011, 09:04:45 AM
there will be stories told about this product. most will end badly. have to be recounted to the participants by onlookers.


fixed
HATERS GONNA HATE.

herm

I'm here for a good time, but not a long time.

Bick

Quote from: Sad Panda on January 19, 2011, 07:46:30 AM
Some shady Panama based company has now created 'Scottish Spirits' - a 12oz can of Whisky

When talking about Panama based business or person, isn't it a given that they will be shady?

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducpainter

Quote from: Bick on January 19, 2011, 12:12:38 PM
When talking about Panama based business or person, isn't it a given that they will be shady?


We should ask Carlos.
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 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
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    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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