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Started by Monsterlover, January 19, 2011, 01:20:03 PM

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Monsterlover

#15
January 19, 2011, 01:59:08 PM
I cited my source and my source's source.

I am impervious to your [roll] smiley.

;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

rgramjet

#16
January 19, 2011, 01:59:27 PM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

More at K's responses than anything else!

;D

To post it was stolen up front would have ruined the punch line.....
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Ddan

#17
January 19, 2011, 02:04:13 PM
Agreed.  I was reading along, thinking  Holy Shit, this is Kevin?   Then the end.  Yep, this is Kevin   ;D  [thumbsup]
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rgramjet

#18
January 19, 2011, 02:08:34 PM
I thought Ratt hacked into his account at first, nicely written!
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

herm

#19
January 19, 2011, 02:25:14 PM
i think GL is looking for you Kevin...
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

Monsterlover

#20
January 19, 2011, 02:53:02 PM
GL?
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

CDawg

#21
January 19, 2011, 02:53:13 PM
Haha!

herm

#22
January 19, 2011, 04:14:19 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on January 19, 2011, 02:53:02 PM
GL?

george lucas.
he has a copyright on that particular steamy story.
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

KnightofNi

#23
January 19, 2011, 04:32:03 PM
at first i was gonna say "if your sister was so hot then what happened to you?"


then i figured there was a major punchline at the end.
it was still funny. lol
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Monsterlover

#24
January 19, 2011, 04:34:58 PM
Im an only child.

My parents just didn't want more.

They didn't know what to do with just one of me

;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

KnightofNi

#25
January 19, 2011, 04:41:37 PM
imagine a hot female version of you. that would just be unfathomable.




wait, that would be great actually. but i have a better chance of riding with you than your other dimension hot female self (who rides the same way)
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Monsterlover

#26
January 19, 2011, 04:43:14 PM
If I was a hot female version of me, I'd probably never leave the house.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

KnightofNi

#27
January 19, 2011, 04:45:35 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on January 19, 2011, 04:43:14 PM
If I was a hot female version of me, I'd probably never leave the house.

but then you would have to file a restraining order against yourself.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Monsterlover

#28
January 19, 2011, 04:46:34 PM
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#29
January 19, 2011, 04:47:26 PM
I think Travis is hot for Kevin...

and he wore no kilt. :-\
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