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Started by Monsterlover, January 19, 2011, 01:20:03 PM

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Monsterlover

#30
January 19, 2011, 04:49:09 PM
Did you read that?  My alter-self is unfathomable.
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iRam

#31
January 19, 2011, 04:51:14 PM
You had a lot of people going for a while... Good 1!  [thumbsup]
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KnightofNi

#32
January 19, 2011, 04:53:50 PM
Quote from: humorless dp on January 19, 2011, 04:47:26 PM
I think Travis is hot for Kevin...

and he wore no kilt. :-\

not this kevin, the ultra hot non-existant female kevin who still rides like a moron.  ;D
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ducpainter

#33
January 19, 2011, 04:56:33 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on January 19, 2011, 04:53:50 PM
not this kevin, the ultra hot non-existant female kevin who still rides like a moron.  ;D
She doesn't exist...

yet the image is burned in your mind.

...and he rides just fine... [thumbsup]
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    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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Vindingo

#34
January 19, 2011, 05:12:24 PM
since this thread has been completely jacked...

I dated a girl who has hot sisters.  The oldest one shot me down. 

2/3 aint bad...  [thumbsup]

Buckethead

#35
January 19, 2011, 06:25:45 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on January 19, 2011, 04:41:37 PM
imagine a hot female version of you. that would just be unfathomable.

Thanks, Knight.

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DoubleEagle

#36
January 19, 2011, 09:51:28 PM
I was getting a sensation ......

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TiNi

#37
January 20, 2011, 02:52:37 AM
you got me kev...  [laugh] [clap] [laugh]

Oldfisti

#39
January 20, 2011, 07:08:05 AM
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Johnny OrganDonor

#40
January 20, 2011, 09:00:14 AM Last Edit: January 20, 2011, 09:14:19 AM by Johnny OrganDonor
Quote from: Monsterlover on January 19, 2011, 04:49:09 PM
Did you read that?  My alter-self is unfathomable.

The farce is strong in this one.

DesmoDiva

#41
January 20, 2011, 09:12:29 AM
Well done Frank!!!

[laugh] [laugh]
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The Architect

#42
January 20, 2011, 11:08:01 AM
Quote from: DesmoDiva on January 20, 2011, 09:12:29 AM
Well done Frank!!!

[laugh] [laugh]

If I only had more time and talent....................

erkishhorde

#43
January 20, 2011, 12:54:25 PM

He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone.

He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear. "Just relax."

Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my calves slowly but steadily. My breath caught in my throat. I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so experienced, so sure.

When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage. And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply. Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties.

Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant. This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking "No" for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say ... "Okay Ma'am," said a voice, "All done."

My eyes snapped open and he was standing in front of me, smiling, holding out my purse. "You can board your flight now."
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RAT900

#44
January 20, 2011, 12:57:02 PM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] Excellent Very Good Bravo!!!  [clap] [clap] [clap]
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