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Started by Porsche Monkey, June 11, 2008, 02:29:24 PM

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Porsche Monkey

So I have this girlfriend and we are planning on getting married soon.  She has been great to me and I have serviced her regularly.  Her warranty is going to run out soon and I am curious when would be a good time to start modding her for better performance?   ???


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Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


Sinister

Buy her a treadmill...NOW.
"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

"...any government that thinks war is somehow fair and subject to rules like a baseball game probably should not get into one." - Marcus Luttrell

sqweak

Mods have a negligible effect on resale value.  Suggest you trade-in ASAP so as to get the highest value.  Out of warranty service becomes very expensive.  Can you lease a new model and still keep the old one?
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2001 Suzuki SV650 (track)

Sinister

Quote from: sqweak on June 11, 2008, 02:32:55 PM
Can you lease a new model and still keep the old one?

That's illegal in some states and downright dangerous depending on who the old one is.
"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

"...any government that thinks war is somehow fair and subject to rules like a baseball game probably should not get into one." - Marcus Luttrell

Manny

Modding for performance as she gets older is a bit of a contradiction, as tolerances tend to loosen a bit with age. If you can handle the sketchier nature of a more modern ride, trade her in now.

Sinister

Quote from: Manny on June 11, 2008, 02:37:17 PM
Modding for performance as she gets older is a bit of a contradiction, as tolerances tend to loosen a bit with age. If you can handle the sketchier nature of a more modern ride, trade her in now.

Although, there is something to be said for sticking with a model once the valves have seated and everything is running smoothly.  A few tweaks here (diet) and something there (exercise), might do wonders.
"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

"...any government that thinks war is somehow fair and subject to rules like a baseball game probably should not get into one." - Marcus Luttrell

lucazuma


...dont buy, my friend...multiple lease is the way to go

Manny

Quote from: Sinister on June 11, 2008, 02:39:29 PM
Although, there is something to be said for sticking with a model once the valves have seated and everything is running smoothly.  A few tweaks here (diet) and something there (exercise), might do wonders.

Which is true, but you can't make a rocket from a Red Flyer wagon. You'll just disappoint yourself when the wheels fall off at some ungodly speed...

Sinister

Quote from: lucazuma on June 11, 2008, 02:51:49 PM
...dont buy, my friend...multiple lease is the way to go

If you have the cash.  But, looking long-term, what vehicle will be there to take care of your needs in your old age?  There is something to be said for getting a quality model and taking care of it.
"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

"...any government that thinks war is somehow fair and subject to rules like a baseball game probably should not get into one." - Marcus Luttrell

lucazuma


...well, if you HAVE to buy  [roll], some modding could be good but dont go extreme...nothing worst than an shiny, big turbo stikin' out of a rusty hood...

if she is not inclined towards keeping in shape, she will probably let it go a bit...you either stick with her as she comes (my sugestion) or, if you know already that you wont be pleased with her in th future, keep shoping  ;D

swerdna

Tour the factory. All purchases eventually resemble the factory. If the factory is in good condition, nothing to worry about.

//best thread ever

Sinister

Quote from: swerdna on June 11, 2008, 03:19:22 PM
Tour the factory. All purchases eventually resemble the factory. If the factory is in good condition, nothing to worry about.

//best thread ever

While true, this is also a rule of thumb.  Emissions and air quality standards were different, years ago; these have effects on interior and exterior finishes of a building and its machinery.
"...but without a smiley, some people might think that sentence makes you look like a homophobic, inbred prick. I'm mean, it might leave the impression that you're a  douchebag or a dickhead, or maybe you need to get your head out of your ass."  DrunkenMonkey

"...any government that thinks war is somehow fair and subject to rules like a baseball game probably should not get into one." - Marcus Luttrell

lucazuma



...i must admit that, infact, i have toured some factories for this specific reason. Turns out some factories were much better than the product...


(from every point of view)

Porsche Monkey

Quote from: Sinister on June 11, 2008, 02:32:11 PM
Buy her a treadmill...NOW.

Nah that is the last of the mods I would need to do.  She is only around 110 pounds.  I was thinking of doing the dual headlight mod cause I really like the way they look and perform.  Her intake works great although it can be noisy at times.  I would like to add some meat to the back end with a larger rear tire, I know this is just for looks and may make her turn in a little slower but I can deal with it.  
Quote from: lucazuma on June 11, 2008, 02:51:49 PM
...dont buy, my friend...multiple lease is the way to go

I am tired of leasing.  I have leased so many of em and its the same thing over and over.  You get a big penalty for adding too many miles or if something breaks out of warranty.
Quote from: Sinister on June 11, 2008, 02:34:03 PM
That's illegal in some states and downright dangerous depending on who the old one is.

I have tried this before too with disasterous results.  There was only one time I got away with it and that was when I got to ride two at once.  Not as great as it sounds, It requires way too much attention and energy and by the time your done your exhausted.  
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house


Porsche Monkey

Quote from: Manny on June 11, 2008, 02:53:06 PM
Which is true, but you can't make a rocket from a Red Flyer wagon. You'll just disappoint yourself when the wheels fall off at some ungodly speed...


That is some really good advise. 
Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house