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Author Topic: Tested out the new girlfriend today...  (Read 3571 times)
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« on: January 23, 2011, 11:23:14 PM »



She may be a keeper. Happy after 150 miles of twisties on a seat the size of shoe.  Grin

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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2011, 11:25:30 PM »

Wait, what else should I test? This is a big decision. 
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« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2011, 07:41:51 AM »

Did you wheelie with her on the back? That's an important test.
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« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2011, 08:02:00 AM »

That reminds me of the first time I got Joy on the back.
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« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2011, 08:58:03 AM »

Pfffftt....... girls. Heck, I thought you got a new bike.
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« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2011, 08:58:49 AM »

Did you wheelie with her on the back? That's an important test.

more important question: can she wheelie while on her back?  Cool
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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2011, 09:15:35 AM »

Man, I thought we'd get pictures of you testing out your new girlfriend, not a snapshot of a chick on a bike.  That said, if you wanna post up more pics of her, that'd be fine too.   waytogo
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« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2011, 11:33:41 AM »

Man, I thought we'd get pictures of you testing out your new girlfriend, not a snapshot of a chick on a bike. 

+1 While I like Quinn a lot, I thought we had a new bike in the stable.  hrmph. 
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« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2011, 10:47:10 AM »

This made me think my favorite poem from high school:

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she being Brand

-new;and you
know consequently a
little stiff i was
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greasedlightning)just as we turned the corner of Divinity

avenue i touched the accelerator and give

her the juice,good

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was the first ride and believe i we was
happy to see how nice she acted right up to
the last minute coming back down by the Public
Gardens i slammed on

the
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« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2011, 10:48:50 AM »

MM's account's been hacked.   laughingdp
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« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2011, 10:55:39 AM »

MM's account's been hacked.   laughingdp

Hey, it's the nastiest poem I know!
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« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2011, 10:48:59 PM »



She may be a keeper. Happy after 150 miles of twisties on a seat the size of shoe.  Grin



Happy after 150 miles of twisties on a seat like that!
She looks good in leather and she's a cute little thing that won't upset the geometry of the bike!
Damn, marry her! Wink
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« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2011, 11:58:50 PM »

Hey Desmostro

I'm reminded of a local race meet (I think at Phillip Island) when a guy crashed and was taken to the medical center. His girlfriend who was his umbrella girl and pit assistant pushed his damaged bike all the way to the pits from a far side of the track. When the guy got released by the medics the crowd chanted "Marry Her, Marry Her". It was such a big deal it got reported in the motorcycle magazines here.

Cheers to you and your girlfriend.

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« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2011, 09:34:16 PM »

Hey Desmostro

I'm reminded of a local race meet (I think at Phillip Island) when a guy crashed and was taken to the medical center. His girlfriend who was his umbrella girl and pit assistant pushed his damaged bike all the way to the pits from a far side of the track. When the guy got released by the medics the crowd chanted "Marry Her, Marry Her". It was such a big deal it got reported in the motorcycle magazines here.

Cheers to you and your girlfriend.



Ha ha ha - Damn, that's a good story. That is definitely marriage material. Most chicks would just freak out.
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« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2011, 11:22:51 PM »

It just means she dumb--she's an umbrella girl--she should know there's a crash truck.  Heck, I wouldda gotten a burrito and waited somewhere in the shade for the bike to come to me.   cheeky
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