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Desmostro
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Tested out the new girlfriend today...
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January 23, 2011, 11:23:14 PM »
She may be a keeper. Happy after 150 miles of twisties on a seat the size of shoe.
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Wait, what else should I test? This is a big decision.
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Did you wheelie with her on the back? That's an important test.
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That reminds me of the first time I got Joy on the back.
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Pfffftt....... girls. Heck, I thought you got a new bike.
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January 24, 2011, 08:58:49 AM »
Quote from: desmoquattro on January 24, 2011, 07:41:51 AM
Did you wheelie with her on the back? That's an important test.
more important question: can she wheelie while on her back?
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Man, I thought we'd get pictures of you testing out your new girlfriend, not a snapshot of a chick on a bike. That said, if you wanna post up more pics of her, that'd be fine too.
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January 24, 2011, 11:33:41 AM »
Quote from: Spidey on January 24, 2011, 09:15:35 AM
Man, I thought we'd get pictures of you testing out your new girlfriend, not a snapshot of a chick on a bike.
+1 While I like Quinn a lot, I thought we had a new bike in the stable. hrmph.
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January 30, 2011, 10:47:10 AM »
This made me think my favorite poem from high school:
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she being Brand
-new;and you
know consequently a
little stiff i was
careful of her and(having
thoroughly oiled the universal
joint tested my gas felt of
her radiator made sure her springs were O.
K.)i went right to it flooded-the-carburetor cranked her
up,slipped the
clutch(and then somehow got into reverse she
kicked what
the hell)next
minute i was back in neutral tried and
again slo-wly;bare,ly nudg. ing(my
lev-er Right-
oh and her gears being in
A 1 shape passed
from low through
second-in-to-high like
greasedlightning)just as we turned the corner of Divinity
avenue i touched the accelerator and give
her the juice,good
(it
was the first ride and believe i we was
happy to see how nice she acted right up to
the last minute coming back down by the Public
Gardens i slammed on
the
internalexpanding
&
externalcontracting
brakes Bothatonce and
brought allofher tremB
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to a:dead.
stand-
;Still)
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Quote from: mostrobelle on January 30, 2011, 10:48:50 AM
MM's account's been hacked.
Hey, it's the nastiest poem I know!
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Quote from: Desmostro on January 23, 2011, 11:23:14 PM
She may be a keeper. Happy after 150 miles of twisties on a seat the size of shoe.
Happy after 150 miles of twisties on a seat like that!
She looks good in leather and she's a cute little thing that won't upset the geometry of the bike!
Damn, marry her!
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Hey Desmostro
I'm reminded of a local race meet (I think at Phillip Island) when a guy crashed and was taken to the medical center. His girlfriend who was his umbrella girl and pit assistant pushed his damaged bike all the way to the pits from a far side of the track. When the guy got released by the medics the crowd chanted "Marry Her, Marry Her". It was such a big deal it got reported in the motorcycle magazines here.
Cheers to you and your girlfriend.
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Quote from: koko64 on February 07, 2011, 11:58:50 PM
Hey Desmostro
I'm reminded of a local race meet (I think at Phillip Island) when a guy crashed and was taken to the medical center. His girlfriend who was his umbrella girl and pit assistant pushed his damaged bike all the way to the pits from a far side of the track. When the guy got released by the medics the crowd chanted "Marry Her, Marry Her". It was such a big deal it got reported in the motorcycle magazines here.
Cheers to you and your girlfriend.
Ha ha ha - Damn, that's a good story. That is definitely marriage material. Most chicks would just freak out.
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February 08, 2011, 11:22:51 PM »
It just means she dumb--she's an umbrella girl--she should know there's a crash truck. Heck, I wouldda gotten a burrito and waited somewhere in the shade for the bike to come to me.
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