can you guess what caused the scratches

[badgalbetty]

 and dings in the hood of my 1992 Honda?

Points are awarded for creativity.......

The sillier your comments the more points you get and please ...........don't keep it work safe...................

[sbrguy]

got to be a cat.

[Jarvicious]

You hit a mime, but he was so good you didn't even notice until you saw the scratches.

[badgalbetty]

so far Jarvicious has 3 points..... and sbrguy 1
but neither....

[ryandalling]

I have a pic of the dust marks and scratches of two people going at it on a Volvo.... amazing what belt buckles and crazy women can do.

[orangelion03]

I have a pic of the dust marks and scratches of two people going at it on a Volvo.... amazing what belt buckles and crazy women can do.

Me too!  My ex and I used to live up the street from a nightclub, a couple blocks from the beach.  One sunday morning I went out to get bagels and I noticed very distinct marks on the fender and hood of our 242...ass cheeks and hands.  Good cars Volvos...no dents

[MendoDave]

You hit some zombies and they were scratchin to get back up on the hood so as to eat your brains while you were running them over.

[Oldfisti]

Classic result of texting while walking.


Fountain lady strikes again 

[akmnstr]

Aliens!

[RAT900]

Squirrels with acorns

[Monster Dave]

Did you hit Hugh Jackman while he was in full Wolverine mode?

[The Bacon Junkie]

You were driving through a hailstorm, then out of nowhere came a tornado!  The tornado had just tore through Nate's yard, picked up a bunch of cats, and as they were flying past your car, they made lots of scratches on your hood while trying to hang on so they wouldn't be blown away?  Maybe his turkey left some scratches too... 

[pennyrobber]

My guess would be that your car is having an affair with a wild woman that has a French manicure.

[Oldfisti]

You were driving through a hailstorm, then out of nowhere came a tornado!  The tornado had just tore through Nate's yard, picked up a bunch of cats, and as they were flying past your car, they made lots of scratches on your hood while trying to hang on so they wouldn't be blown away?  Maybe his turkey left some scratches too... 

Sorry Ryan but tornados don't form in sub-zero arctic air.


I only say this because I'm sure Nate wishes it was warm enough for a tornado right about now...

[ryandalling]

Sorry Ryan but tornados don't form in sub-zero arctic air.


I only say this because I'm sure Nate wishes it was warm enough for a tornado right about now...

Dude... haven't you seen any of the end of the world movies... if it happened in a movie... it could totally happen in real life... I could name at least 5 movies with tornados in arctic air scenarios.