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« Reply #855 on: July 31, 2008, 04:58:28 PM »

Translation:  Buy me enough drinks and I'll take this off for you!

*shudder*
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« Reply #856 on: July 31, 2008, 05:16:14 PM »

CJ just cracked the top 10 for time online. 

I'm a statistic.  Tongue
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« Reply #857 on: July 31, 2008, 08:13:39 PM »

Translation:  Buy me enough drinks and I'll take this off for you!

i always just assumed that's what girls are thinking in their heads...

then you hook up with some girl who's really "damaged" and you become the "greatest thing that's ever happened to them" though you were just thinking the whole time "why did i think that sixth drink was a good idea?" and you don't know how to just stop talking to them without sending them into this downward spiral that ultimately leads to some pathetic suicide attempt, which would ultimately be pinned on you of course, when you just really wanted a girl that could put up with a little of your crap and give some shit back to you when you deserve it, and have some god d**m opinions on current events for make the beast with two backss sake.  that could just be me, though.
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« Reply #858 on: July 31, 2008, 10:34:50 PM »





Thanks for the beers fellas.  chug

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« Reply #859 on: August 01, 2008, 02:31:15 AM »

"...then you hook up with some girl who's really "damaged" and you become the "greatest thing that's ever happened to them" though you were just thinking the whole time "why did i think that sixth drink was a good idea?" and you don't know how to just stop talking to them without sending them into this downward spiral that ultimately leads to some pathetic suicide attempt, which would ultimately be pinned on you of course, when you just really wanted a girl that could put up with a little of your crap and give some shit back to you when you deserve it, and have some god d**m opinions on current events for make the beast with two backss sake.  that could just be me, though..."

Wow.
I've met that chick.   Roll Eyes




like more than once...   cheeky
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« Reply #860 on: August 01, 2008, 04:09:40 AM »

Is ink murder?






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« Reply #861 on: August 01, 2008, 04:12:34 AM »





Thanks for the beers fellas.  chug


what the F?  you guys went out and got ink without alerting me?  is it because i told you at like 11pm that i was still trying to clean up the loft, and you felt left out?  i blame jesus.  (lou's still cool, though)

so...details?  lower greenville, deep ellum?  how much did you cry?  and will this finally make your calves measure up to mine??
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« Reply #862 on: August 01, 2008, 05:42:36 AM »

I looks like the place down from The Dubliner.

Ink is NOT murder; but electrolycis is.
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« Reply #863 on: August 01, 2008, 05:52:45 AM »



i sure see the svoloch in this shirt a lot...like the last four times i've seen him i think.
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« Reply #864 on: August 01, 2008, 05:59:17 AM »

They did tell you that shit doesn't come off right? laughingdp
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« Reply #865 on: August 01, 2008, 06:17:34 AM »

Is ink murder?


This is probably the only case where a bloody calf  is NOT murder.  Grin

what the F?  you guys went out and got ink without alerting me?  is it because i told you at like 11pm that i was still trying to clean up the loft, and you felt left out?  i blame jesus.  (lou's still cool, though)

so...details?  lower greenville, deep ellum?  how much did you cry?  and will this finally make your calves measure up to mine??

We called you afterwords but didn't want your calves to feel inadequate so it wasn't mentioned. There was no crying, but there was much grimacing when he came around to the shin bone. Oh yes...  Shocked

I looks like the place down from The Dubliner.

BINGO...  good eye.


They did tell you that shit doesn't come off right? laughingdp

DAMN IT!!!! Angry

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« Reply #866 on: August 01, 2008, 06:24:05 AM »

I've been thinking of gettng some ink; a lot of ink.
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« Reply #867 on: August 01, 2008, 06:48:17 AM »

4 more hours in the past Monday... many more to go  Tongue

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« Reply #868 on: August 01, 2008, 07:55:00 AM »

We called you afterwords but didn't want your calves to feel inadequate so it wasn't mentioned. There was no crying, but there was much grimacing when he came around to the shin bone. Oh yes...  Shocked

you called me after you got the tat?  well, now i'm hurt...
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« Reply #869 on: August 01, 2008, 07:55:51 AM »

you're just lucky you have a cool gf that hangs out with girls that think i'm cute, mister.
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