The DFWM say anything thread

[fastwin]

OK, as funny as the first VFR vs BMW version of this was (and I forwarded that to a bunch of friends) this was 10 times as funny! That qualifies as "funny as shit!" on the new non-censored board! wt:

[James.M]

I believe that's DFWM's middle name Dallas Whoring Fort Worth Members... haha that works both ways.

true story.

[Taz Duc]

I don't know the background or politics of VS, but that vid was pretty funny. Thanks for the link.

[DesmonsterS4RS]

Someone went through and posted that youtube link on every thread in the general forum on the DML  ;:| ;:|

[MurDuc]

I have been trying to get to sleep since midnight. I finally just got up and wandered in here around 2.
It is almost 4 now. Still not sleepy.

Coming off 5 years of 7pm-7am night shift work has left me with some wicked bouts of insomnia.

[MurDuc]

GAH!
This blows. My alarm is set for 8.  :bang


Show me the way to go home
I'm tired and I wanna to go to bed
I had a little drink about an hour ago
And it went straight to my head
Where ever I may roam
On land or sea or foam
You will always hear me singing this song
Show me the way to go home...

[MurDuc]

My brain, it's all bendy.


Up from the depths
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
Godzilla!
And Godzooky . . .

[MurDuc]

I have the strong urge to go make some soap...

[BarneePhife]

I have the strong urge to go make some soap...

Shhh.... The first rule is, you're not supposed to talk about it.

[♣ McKraut ♣]

I have been trying to get to sleep since midnight. I finally just got up and wandered in here around 2.
It is almost 4 now. Still not sleepy.

Coming off 5 years of 7pm-7am night shift work has left me with some wicked bouts of insomnia.

i am soooo tired....

[GeorgeInDallas]

I need some help.  Yesterday I got rearended by a car (she was on her cell phone!!!) and knocked to the ground.  No injuries, but my beautiful red ST3 got a couple of scuffed places on the bodywork and mirror end.  Who's the painter in Dallas?  Thanks.

Pura vida!
George

[cdc]

AMS has a painter somewhere in Mansfield and Alan (LYD) has one in Arlington.  PM him.

cdc

[LYD]

I think the board will be going down for maintenance here in a couple of minutes.

[caffeinejunkee]

I think the board will be going down for maintenance here in a couple of minutes.

You got an inside source?

[BarneePhife]

You got an inside source?

I think Alan is logged in 24x7.  His trick knee probably started tingling... he new something was going to happen to the board.