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« Reply #3015 on: March 24, 2010, 12:04:49 PM »


Well, it's about time; death penalty for left-lane bandits.  O.K. not exactly death penalty but the buggers get a friggin' ticket!

http://www.autoblog.com/2010/03/24/report-georgia-to-outlaw-left-lane-slowpokes/


I thought all states had a similar law so maybe it's all down to enforcing the existing laws that are already on the books...

Who knew?   bang head  laughingdp
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« Reply #3016 on: March 24, 2010, 03:19:02 PM »

Pinocchio's Driving Rules

City rules while caging it:
If I'm going the speed limit, I have a right to any lane I'm in, unless an emergency vehicle needs it. I'll move to the right when I want to exit. I'm not going to ride the scud lane just because someone wants to pass me on the left at 15 over. They can leave me out of their unique view of traffic laws. I'm busy listening to the traffic report, have hot coffee, and every other day, a .45. Guess which day.... Angry

City rules while riding:
It's my license, my insurance, and my road. I'll take my chances and trust in Brembo radial brakes. Evil

Country rules:
Rules? what rules?!? Grin

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« Reply #3017 on: March 24, 2010, 03:21:34 PM »

I'll be the guy in the left lane who acknowledges the law on the books prohibitting passing a car on the right, waiving a .45 at you and urging you to scoot towards the right.
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« Reply #3018 on: March 24, 2010, 03:42:18 PM »

If I was left handed I would also wave the .45 1911! I can shoot ambi/weak hand but not as well while on a bike. laughingdp
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« Reply #3019 on: March 24, 2010, 03:43:31 PM »

i'm sure we could devise a mod for that... heh heh
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« Reply #3020 on: March 25, 2010, 03:55:18 AM »

Pinocchio's Driving Rules

Country rules:
Rules? what rules?!? Grin

Yeah, like that time we were on the scavenger hunt down near Dublin topping over the hills on the two lane blacktops @ 110+mph!! Woo Hoo!  [moto]
Boy, am I just glad cattle wasn't crossing the road...whew!  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #3021 on: March 25, 2010, 04:22:06 AM »

so, the netflix description of "girl on a motorcycle" claims that it was europe's answer to "easy rider".  the make the beast with two backs it is....  i got through about 30 minutes of it last night...right up to the "fondue scene", and was done with it.  what a waste of time...no story, no substance, and these retarded over-the-top "trippy" scenes which were pointless.  how, exactly, it's in any way like easy rider...beyond just having someone on a motorcycle, is beyond me.
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« Reply #3022 on: March 25, 2010, 04:23:30 AM »

trippy scenes?
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« Reply #3023 on: March 25, 2010, 04:25:05 AM »

Why on earth would you pick a movie with that title?  Oh yeah, the nudity  waytogo
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« Reply #3024 on: March 25, 2010, 05:27:35 AM »

trust me, even the nudity, which there was some, didn't make it at all worth watching.  to make it even worse (or more laughable i guess) most any of the actual riding scenes (i.e. the ones that weren't just filmed in front of a cheesy green screen) you could very easily tell that it was some dude riding the bike with long wig-hair...
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« Reply #3025 on: March 25, 2010, 05:46:18 AM »

FAIL! That's sounds awful. vomit
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« Reply #3026 on: March 25, 2010, 06:07:10 AM »


Thank god someone changed the topic - had a major rant coming on  laughingdp
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« Reply #3027 on: March 25, 2010, 08:00:09 AM »

What? Impersonating a female rider?  Police ?
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« Reply #3028 on: March 25, 2010, 08:23:20 AM »

so, the netflix description of "girl on a motorcycle" claims that it was europe's answer to "easy rider".  the make the beast with two backs it is....  i got through about 30 minutes of it last night...right up to the "fondue scene", and was done with it.  what a waste of time...no story, no substance, and these retarded over-the-top "trippy" scenes which were pointless.  how, exactly, it's in any way like easy rider...beyond just having someone on a motorcycle, is beyond me.

According to imdb.com, Girl on a Motorcycle came out in 1968 and Easyrider didn't come out until 1969, so it would be difficult to be an answer to something yet to be created.
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« Reply #3029 on: March 25, 2010, 08:41:12 AM »

From Wikipedia:

"Despite being filmed in the first half of 1968, roughly between Mardi Gras and the assassination of Robert F. Kennedy, with production starting on February 22[7] the film did not have a U.S. premiere until July 1969, after having won an award at the Cannes film festival in May. The delay was partially due to a protracted editing process."
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