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CajunR
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« Reply #3330 on: June 29, 2010, 04:03:46 AM »

Is this an episode of the twilight zone?  Grin


I was beginning to wonder the same thing...   Roll Eyes Wink Tongue Huh?
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It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.
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« Reply #3331 on: June 29, 2010, 04:48:13 AM »

Of the demonstrably wise there are but two: those who commit suicide, & those who keep their reasoning faculties atrophied with drink  chug
Mark Twain
- Notebook, 1898
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« Reply #3332 on: June 29, 2010, 05:07:12 AM »

It is a solemn thought: dead, the noblest man's meat is inferior to pork  bacon
- More Maxims of Mark, edited by Merle Johnson, 1927
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« Reply #3333 on: June 29, 2010, 05:19:13 AM »

I mean, what's more American than Twain and [the] Bacon [smiley]?































got to add this  drink for good measure.  waytogo
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« Reply #3334 on: June 29, 2010, 05:25:41 AM »

I am not an American. I am the American  Cool

Mark Twain, quoting Frank Fuller
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« Reply #3335 on: June 29, 2010, 07:38:39 AM »

Cmon fastwin you know you want to join the dark side!

Ugly what u drink is meaured in litres so mind ur p's and q's!

Rhubarb just because you qoute mark twain doesn't make you american.
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DucVixenReturns
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« Reply #3336 on: June 29, 2010, 08:10:07 AM »

Rhubarb just because you qoute mark twain doesn't make you american.

Nope, but my birth certificate does  waytogo
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« Reply #3337 on: June 29, 2010, 08:53:45 AM »

Nope, but my birth certificate does  waytogo


You will have to do better than that. Those are no longer considered a valid form of identification. Perhaps a fishing license.
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« Reply #3338 on: June 29, 2010, 01:56:09 PM »

 I at least have a concealed license  Police
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DucVixenReturns
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« Reply #3339 on: June 29, 2010, 01:57:49 PM »

I at least have a concealed license  Police

Why do you hide your drivers license?
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« Reply #3340 on: June 29, 2010, 05:07:09 PM »

Why do you hide your drivers license?

He likes the way it makes it smell.  Lips Sealed
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« Reply #3341 on: June 29, 2010, 05:13:41 PM »

I often wondered if he was a Richard Gere fan  laughingdp
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« Reply #3342 on: June 29, 2010, 05:35:41 PM »

that's the best you can do?   Huh?
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DucVixenReturns
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« Reply #3343 on: June 30, 2010, 03:57:45 AM »

that's the best you can do?   Huh?

I was trying to keep the humor at your level, since it was at your expense.
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« Reply #3344 on: June 30, 2010, 05:58:51 AM »

ass palm is not my level.  lower your standards you fool.
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