Dolph!!!

Started by GAAN, February 04, 2011, 07:37:33 PM

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GAAN

ok dewd

i've seen like 4 references by you about the end of the world on 12/21/12

what's your deal?

MendoDave

I think it's a RUSH thing.



The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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lethe

Quote from: Mother on February 04, 2011, 07:37:33 PM
ok dewd

i've seen like 4 references by you about the end of the world on 12/21/12

what's your deal?
he knows all about your dastardly plans
it's over now, you've been defeated!
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Quote from: Buckethead on February 05, 2011, 04:21:34 PM
Goddamn meddling kids...
and you, your mask sucked
voodoo witch doctor indeed!!!
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DoubleEagle

#7
I am of the belief that the Mayans were a very intelligent civilization.

They were great Astronomers depicted by the Glyphs ( short for hieroglyphs ) left on the ruins that have been found over the past couple of Centuries.

They also, and it has been proven once again, by their writings or Glyphs , and our Scientific and Astrnomical Community has authenticated the fact that the Myan Calendar is more accurate than the one we have been using for hundreds of years.

The Myan's Priests if you will wrote 12 Codeces, each for a period of 800 years .

Each marked a dramtic change in there civilization.

When the Conquistators arrived from Spain and the Spainish Priests found these Codeses they felt that these words were from the Devil and tried to burn them.

They did in fact manage to burn most all of them.

One survives in Desden , Germany known as the Dresden Codec .

Since it was the last of the 12 it appears to predict that on 12/21/12 that is when the end of time will be.

The end of the Earth the Mayans were predicting back hundreds of years ago.

Also there is a monolthic 150 foot Statue of a Mayan King carved out of solid rock on the side of a solid rock cliff face on an Island 4,000 miles out in the Pacific Ocean ....

This is an uninhabited Island ,... behind the staue of the Mayan leader , a certain King who has been identified , there is a carving of a large crounching Jaguar .

In the time of 12/21/12 , a total Solar Eclipsce will take place , only visible in the general area of that Island... and also an event that only happens rarely ...about every 100 or so years, that has to do w, Venus.

Both events will be visible right between the cupped hands of the Staute of the King ...!

The Mayans believe from their Astronomical studies that on 12/21/12 that another more significant event will take place.

The Sun will be in the exact center of the Milky Way Galaxy.

This will trigger a shift in the Poles of the Earth causing massive Earth Quakes , Tsunamis and Hurricanes...thus destroying people and most life forms.

Also there is a book, and ancient 6,000 year old text found in China that also predicts 12/21/12/ as the end of the Earth.

So I am preparing mentally for the end.

I'm hinting to anyone else who cares to question why 12/21/12.

No I'm not giving away my possessions.

Dolph
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Kopfjäger

The Mayans never said that. It's today's hypsters that are making loads of money off this claim.

The sole source for the "We're all gonna die in 2012" is an inscription that suggests something may happen. Problem is most of the inscription is gone so you can read anything into it.

Another problem is the Maya have other predictions of future events. Several as much as 4,000 years from 2012. You can't have it both ways.

Last the claim that the "Mayan calendar ends" is wrong:

"While many clam the calendar "ends." the date isn't 2012.
"this date lies some 41,341,049,999,999,999,999,999,994,879 years in the future, or 3 quintillion times the scientifically accepted age of the universe."
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Stinky Wizzleteats

I'm with Kopf.  ;)

Since we over here will hit 21/12/12 or what you call 12/21/12 before you, I'll let you know what happens.  ;D
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Quote from: kopfjäger on February 05, 2011, 09:54:55 PM

"While many clam the calendar "ends." the date isn't 2012.
"this date lies some 41,341,049, 999,, 999, 999, 999,994,879 years in the future, or 3 quintillion times the scientifically accepted age of the universe."

Did someone say 999??!!!   :D

;)




[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Kopfjäger

Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on February 05, 2011, 11:03:55 PM
Did someone say 999??!!!   :D

;)




[bacon]

Yep, your bike will explode on that date.  :D
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Vindingo

So if you live in Europe will the world end on the 21st month?  21/12/12? 

Did they factor in leap years? 

It looks as if according to NASA you are about a month off.  Obviously this is because of global warming.   

DoubleEagle

I don't know where you all get your information.....

I'm sticking to the scientists I've seen and heard from.

Give or take a month.....what's the difference....?

If you don't like it ... sue me.....

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The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: kopfjäger on February 05, 2011, 11:18:27 PM
Yep, your bike will explode on that date.  :D

Damn...   :-\

Maybe if I ride fast enough, I can slow down time...   ;)



[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...