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mostrobelle
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Is God in your social network? He's in mine.
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February 12, 2011, 06:27:11 PM »
God Almighty has invited me to be in His professional network on LinkedIn. This must mean He needs an architect. I'm very excited, as I've always wanted to do a little remodeling of Heaven. He's asked me to share this with everyone I know so that I can be blessed. And I could use more blessings, that's for sure. Should I accept?
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Wow. I didn't know you were one of His chosen people. Congrats!
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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string.
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Ja. I know. Pretty rockin' considering I've been pretty open about proclaiming my atheist bent and all.
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February 12, 2011, 07:20:08 PM »
I have to admit, I was a bit jealous.
And then I remembered:
...and then I didn't feel so bad.
<mods, let me know if this is over the line. I 3 time zones and 6 drinks ahead of most of you.>
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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string.
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Who is "yoy?"
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Re: Is God in your social network? He's in mine.
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That's the past-biblical tense of "ye". (hey, God's allowed to phuck things up once in a while, too. He made mosquitoes and He misspells "you".)
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February 12, 2011, 09:55:55 PM »
I'm not sure I trust a god who changes spelling mid-stream and who can't keep up with changing trends in pronouns.
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Re: Is God in your social network? He's in mine.
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Hey, I didn't get one and I'm not an atheist!
I'm on the 'B' list!
I need a hot avatar
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I got one from God(TM)'s connection Jesus(TM). LinkedIn said they worked together, and that Jesus(TM) reported directly to God(TM). I declined because I never trust any company where nepotism is the norm.
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I got an invite from Your Mom on linked in.
But since my only relationship was "contracting for short-term services" I didn't feel comfortable accepting.
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Quote from: Drunken Monkey on February 17, 2011, 12:43:44 PM
I got an invite from Your Mom on linked in.
But since my only relationship was "contracting for short-term services" I didn't feel comfortable accepting.
"The best 30 seconds of your life" qualifies as "short-term services" these days?
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Quote from: mostrobelle on February 17, 2011, 08:48:46 PM
"The best 30 seconds of your life" qualifies as "short-term services" these days?
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Quote from: koko64 on February 13, 2011, 04:16:34 AM
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I need a hot avatar
That is indeed what it is all about. After that there is only get a hot attorney and hot accountant and you can pretty much do whatever you want.
...oh, I read that somewhere.
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Quote from: koko64 on February 13, 2011, 04:16:34 AM
I need a hot avatar
That picture is not of me, unfortunately, but it was taken by a DMF'er.
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