Is that why Mr. Fritzy Pants & posse love to molester you so?
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I'd give BJ, IZ, & Mr. It a run for their money. While my father is of good booze swilling Scandinavian stock, from my mother I've inherited the Asian drinking gene. One drink for me is three for you people...
Fritzy, BoBo, and Jasper love me because I sneak them
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..... Fritzy loves me the most because I also sneak him
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, and sometimes
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..... but mostly because of the
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As for my tolerance, Carl and Mel have been working with me every weekend for the last two months on being able to function after drinking more than 3/4 of a Corona Light...
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I'm not really kidding, either.
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Lucky for me, through the due diligence of these two fine upstanding members of our community, I've killed off all the weak liver cells so only the strong have survived. This has considerably increased my tolerance and at last count, I didn't hit the floor until after much alcohol had been consumed... I think between us we went through 3 bottles of Prosecco, polished of the bottles of Limoncello and Di Saronno, Woodford's, and a couple of Dirty Gringos. There may have been a bottle or two of white wine in there as well...
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I ended up on the floor, BoBo (the fluffy dog) sat on my head. Well, he tried to sit on my head, but slid off my shaved skull. I had a 130 pound fluffy hat to keep me warm!
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Anyway, I think I'm ready for DIMBY..... I've been practicing!
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