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Started by Monsterlover, March 01, 2011, 03:36:28 PM

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Monsterlover

March 01, 2011, 03:36:28 PM
My mother in law turns 70 today.

There's a guy in our area that will come and put pink flamingos in their yard in the middle of the night. One for each year.

I've taunted her for weeks about this and she really does not want me to do it.  She's threatened to disown me or at the least a permanent #1 slot on her shit list.

I knew if i did it it would be over the line. Sometimes i actually am able to discern the location of the line. This is one of those times.

I had to do something

Its my nature to devil people. So we got these tonight and will be installing them tonight, under cover of darkness, where they will be discovered in the morning.



:D
[bacon]
:D
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zarn02

#1
March 01, 2011, 03:38:38 PM
I approve of this. ;D
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

Speedbag

#2
March 01, 2011, 03:44:54 PM Last Edit: March 01, 2011, 03:46:32 PM by Speedbag
As do I.  [thumbsup]

(take pictures  ;) )
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DesmoDiva

#3
March 01, 2011, 03:48:16 PM
 [thumbsup]

Have fun and don't get caught.

Pics are a must!!
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MendoDave

#4
March 01, 2011, 03:48:52 PM
Claim that you had nothing to do with it.



and see what happens

Monsterlover

#5
March 01, 2011, 03:53:42 PM
We don't have a good way to take pics at night.

R00tchick is dropping me off a little ways from the target.

Ill slip in, plant the birds and beat feat around the corner for evac where r00tchick should be waiting.  Word is that mom has eagle eyes and ears when it comes to their house.

I guess i could take the go-pro....
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

DesmoDiva

#6
March 01, 2011, 03:56:04 PM
and wear a helmet.

She may not recognize you...

or it would be a dead give away...
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lethe

#7
March 01, 2011, 03:58:23 PM
I'll be most pleased if she's onto to you and set a trap.  [cheeky]
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Speedbag

#8
March 01, 2011, 04:00:53 PM
I picture the old hole in the ground with a grasslike tarp over the top, ala Looney Tunes.....
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

lethe

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March 01, 2011, 04:03:03 PM
Quote from: Speedbag on March 01, 2011, 04:00:53 PM
I picture the old hole in the ground with a grasslike tarp over the top, ala Looney Tunes.....
or he sees a box with a stick holding one end up
there is a lathe sitting inside, he goes under it to retrieve his prize and she pulls the string
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DesmoDiva

#10
March 01, 2011, 04:07:31 PM
 [laugh] [laugh]
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herm

#11
March 01, 2011, 04:15:55 PM
i would have gone with the guy for hire........and a stripper in a cake.

a line is just some arbitrary point from which to start from. how fast you start is up to you....(and your equipment..)
If you drive the nicest car in the neighborhood, work in a cash business, and don't pay taxes, you're either a preacher or a drug dealer...

GAAN

#12
March 01, 2011, 05:22:42 PM
beware R00tchick

its a doublecross

Monsterlover

#13
March 01, 2011, 05:41:11 PM
Better not be...
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

AJ

#14
March 01, 2011, 06:24:26 PM
awesome plan!!  [thumbsup] [bacon]

Quote from: Monsterlover on March 01, 2011, 03:53:42 PM
We don't have a good way to take pics at night.

Pics or it didn't happen...anyone an early riser in your crew? Maybe some dawn/early morning pics?  :D
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