Vasectomys: discuss...

[IZ]

Haha!

[SacDuc]

[herm]

What would you like to know?

anything (within allowable board rules) which we can laugh, shake our heads, and say "i guess my life isn't so bad after all." WTF?!

in keeping with the usual, it should be a story so on the edge and hard to believe, that some other member calls BS. that way we can all live through the additional drama leading up to the thread lock.

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[IZ]

Herm, refer to the selling Monster thread in Gen Monster section. He's at it again!

[Mother]

What would you like to know?

Hey dewd

howz life?

[Stinky Wizzleteats]

 

[Piller]

Hmmm.  I think you all heard how I lost my job, taking my boss's girlfriend, etc.  To be honest, since then nothing much crazy has happened.  I've been going to school at a community college, in student government, getting a 4.0 and just now starting my own business.  I don't miss the drama at all.  Women my age don't dig the community college / student government thing so it's kind of been hard to stay pumped about school lately.  I've got another year before I transfer to wherever.  I'll be running for president of student government over the next few weeks.  I suppose I really appreciate being somewhat of a normal person lately and being the opposite of what I was.  The girl thing has me down now, I just broke up with a Swedish dressage trainer, and I was really into the whole exotic sport/Swedish thing.  I liked her alot, even though she turned out to be a domineering pregnant dog.  After two months she finally broke down and laid into me about how "high school" the student government thing was and that I don't have any goals and I'm avoiding the real world by being a student.  That's about the extent of my drama lately.  The documentary will be out on Netflix like on the 16th or something I hear.  "I'm dangerous with love".  Every time I write in here I feel like no one could possibly believe I'm not completely making all this up.  I've had three visits with a therapist since I broke up with the Swedish girl, it's been a long time coming lol.

I bet I missed a lot in here.  Nice to see a lot of the same people again.

[SacDuc]

I bet I missed a lot in here.  Nice to see a lot of the same people again.

Not really. Its the same revolving set of pissing matches that we've been enjoying for years.

sac


/did you hear Bacon Junkie got a 999?
//'cause he did

[Buckethead]

You've missed a lot of the same people doing/saying a lot of the same things, and also making comments/judgments about all of those things that have happened since.

I'd fill you in, but my "e" "t" and "c" keys would crap out from overuse. 

That's kinda what life after high school tends to be, unless you shake it up and try to make it something different/better.

[Stinky Wizzleteats]

Vasectomies?

Well, no FHE?, but a mate of mine had one, felt like he was a dog that had been snipped and was left alone in a corner lickin' his balls. No volume, just a dribble. 


poor prick. 

[Triple J]

Well, no FHE?, but a mate of mine had one, felt like he was a dog that had been snipped and was left alone in a corner lickin' his balls. No volume, just a dribble. 

There is no difference. I think it's all in your friend's head.

[akmnstr]

There is no difference. I think it's all in your friend's head.

Are we (you) speaking from experience?

If you let it out that you have had a Vasectomy do women find you more or less attractive?  Shooting blanks certainly has it advantages, but some women have a nesting instinct and blanks won't fill that void!

[Triple J]

Are we (you) speaking from experience?

If you let it out that you have had a Vasectomy do women find you more or less attractive to women?  Shooting blanks certainly has it advantages, but some women have a nesting instinct and blanks won't fill that void!

Yes...and it was done after I was married, so no experience on the second part. There has been no downside for us though.

[psycledelic]

My opinions on a vasectomy from personal experience:

The worst thing about a vasectomy is the anticipation of the procedure.  With the right pre-surgery prepwork, the procedure isn't a big deal.  Here was my plan of attack (which worked pretty well)

Two Ambien the night before.  After taking them, go to the bathroom, get a disposable razor, and "mow the lawn" (face it, someone is going to have to do it).  Go to bed. 

The next morning (my procedure was at 9am), take 1 Xanax, generously lather the boys with lidocaine cream, and wrap them with plastic wrap (to seal in the freshness numbness).  Before leaving for the doctor, take another Xanax and reapply lidocaine cream even more generously (I skipped the plastic wrap the second time - didn't want to have to explain to the doctor).  Have someone take you to your procedure.  By arrival at the office, you should be high as a kite and numb from your thighs to your bellybutton (perfect condition for voluntarily allowing someone to take a knife to your balls).  Wait your turn and go with the flow. 

I didn't have hardly any pain after surgery.  We had sent the kids to the grandparents for the weekend.  I also chose Superbowl weekend to have it done.  I had a couple of bags of frozen peas, a couch, and a remote to aid my recovery.  I was back to work on Monday.  No issues whatsoever.  Everything still works like it is supposed to. 

I wouldn't do it again, just for fun.  But it wasn't that bad.

[akmnstr]

Wow.  Great advice there, but it was more than I ever wanted to know.