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duccarlos

#30
April 13, 2011, 06:00:56 AM
Quote from: akmnstr on April 13, 2011, 05:30:27 AM
Wow.  Great advice there, but it was more than I ever wanted to know.

+1

Just have your doctor give you a valium. Take it before you go to the doctor's office.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
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Triple J

#31
April 13, 2011, 08:11:26 AM
To each his own, but even a Valium beforehand is overkill unless you're just a nervous person. The whole procedure takes about 5 minutes and doesn't hurt any more than getting a shot in the arm. Seriously. The only "pain reliever" I took was a couple beers watching TV that night.

The worst part about the whole thing was having to take it easy for a week. That was tough because I felt normal. Doctor said the biggest cause of complications was guys returning to their normal tasks (i.e. lifting, mowing lawn, etc) too soon.

duccarlos

#32
April 13, 2011, 08:36:11 AM
Quote from: Triple J on April 13, 2011, 08:11:26 AM
To each his own, but even a Valium beforehand is overkill unless you're just a nervous person. The whole procedure takes about 5 minutes and doesn't hurt any more than getting a shot in the arm. Seriously. The only "pain reliever" I took was a couple beers watching TV that night.

The worst part about the whole thing was having to take it easy for a week. That was tough because I felt normal. Doctor said the biggest cause of complications was guys returning to their normal tasks (i.e. lifting, mowing lawn, etc) too soon.

I didn't have that issue. I'm a lazy bastard.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
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DoubleEagle

#33
April 13, 2011, 06:06:06 PM
I knew a guy that after his procedure his balls swelled up he said to like a basketball !

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Desert Dust

#34
April 13, 2011, 07:15:36 PM
Shouldn't this topic be posted in accessories & mods?

I went under the knife about four years ago. My wife and I already had kids, and I didn't enjoy wearing raincoats.

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psycledelic

#35
April 13, 2011, 09:46:46 PM
Quote from: akmnstr on April 13, 2011, 05:30:27 AM
Wow.  Great advice there, but it was more than I ever wanted to know.

Hey, might not be for everyone, but if I can help one poor soul, then I have done my part!

Quote from: duccarlos on April 13, 2011, 06:00:56 AM
+1

Just have your doctor give you a valium. Take it before you go to the doctor's office.

Where's the fun in that?  Why mellow out when you can turn the whole thing into a party.
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DoubleEagle

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April 13, 2011, 10:04:03 PM
Quote from: psycledelic on April 13, 2011, 09:46:46 PM
Hey, might not be for everyone, but if I can help one poor soul, then I have done my part!

Where's the fun in that?  Why mellow out when you can turn the whole thing into a party.
Better yet a couple of Percocets !

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