When someone gets in your face

[He Man]

Fight On Subway Over Spaghetti

this shit happens too often. Happened to me several times but over some other bs.

Honestly for the guys out there, say you did get into a situation where crazy girls get in your face and your asking them to move out of the way. What would you do?

I for one, would not hesitate to push her out of my way. Not to hurt her. but i think 75% of the time, she will come back with nails and punches and hair grabbing. Which consequently, i have no problem knocking her teeth out.


people need to chill the make the beast with two backs out man.

[Monster Dave]

Don't people have better things to do than start a fight with a stranger in the subway??

[RAT900]

9.5 out of 10 Humans in NYC are disgusting animals who should only be beaten with clubs or bats...never risk the bare flesh contacting them

[Monster Dave]

[duccarlos]

What they don't show is them pregnant doges running like pregnant doges when the cops show up 

[corey]

first off, monroeville mall looks NOTHING like that.

[Monster Dave]

 

[pennyrobber]

first off, monroeville mall looks NOTHING like that.

How do we know the Zombies didn't renovate it?

[Statler]

how long is that vid?  plenty of time to have that not happen. 

so why talk to anyone to begin with?

and then why not get up and change cars?

that wasn't a random crazy in your face out of nowhere thing... it escalated.

and Heman, think twice before any defensive pushing if you could have just walked away... we just spent a day off work and the equivalent of $750 attorney time defending a friend in criminal court because a drunk who attacked him later swore out an affidavit for assualt.  We got it thrown out, but it's time and (for anyone else, money) that in hindsight our buddy thinks wasn't worth it when he could have simply outrun the drunk for a block and been done with it.

I'm all for being able to defend oneself against actual threat of violence, but come on... people just don't frequently get up in your face for no reason and when they do it's easy to get away. (rode NYC subways for many years)

[He Man]

Statler you are absolute right that you should do your best to avoid situations as best as you can.  You dont know who is carrying a knife these days and you dont know what psychopath you will run into and what they are capable of or what they will turn around and say. People will lie their ass off to prove a point.

I'm just saying if it got to the point where you got cornered in like that (she was seated and blocked off) and i tried to leave, i will push someone out of my way to get out of the situation. No choice scenario. I dont care if someone calls me a pussy if i turn my back on them, but people turn around and grab your shoulders sometimes, or just keep backing you into a corner. It just happens sometimes.

But yea, there is plenty of time to not have it happen, and the best option was to just not say anything and change carts if it annoyed you that much.

[Monster Dave]

Statler you are absolute right that you should do your best to avoid situations as best as you can.  You dont know who is carrying a knife these days and you dont know what psychopath you will run into and what they are capable of or what they will turn around and say. People will lie their ass off to prove a point.

I'm just saying if it got to the point where you got cornered in like that (she was seated and blocked off) and i tried to leave, i will push someone out of my way to get out of the situation. No choice scenario. I dont care if someone calls me a pussy if i turn my back on them, but people turn around and grab your shoulders sometimes, or just keep backing you into a corner. It just happens sometimes.

But yea, there is plenty of time to not have it happen, and the best option was to just not say anything and change carts if it annoyed you that much.

...or a gun for that matter!

[Punx Clever]

...or a gun for that matter!

Quite a few of us law-abiding types that carry too. 

[Bladecutter]

I hate to say it, but the white woman got what she had coming to her.
I grew up in NYC, so there are rules you should follow to not get into situations like that.

First off, she started crap with someone on the subway about eating food. That's a -1 on intelligence, and a -1 on self preservation, and a -2 for not minding your own damn business.

Second, she started crap with a young black girl who has her friend with her on the train. That's a -2 for being outnumbered, and a -5 for being out crazied.

Third, she kept the argument going, when she could have ended it at anytime. That's a -1 for not knowing when to STFU.

Fourth, she said the words "going to call the cops on you". That's a -5 for being a snitch, and no one likes a snitch.

Fifth, when the 2 black girls got up, for whatever deranged reason, she decided to get up, too. Another -1 for lack of self preservation.

Sixth, when the larger black girl started shoving her friend into the DWW (dumb white woman), instead of going on the offensive immediately, and smashing the container of spaghetti into SBG's (Small Black Girl) face, then throwing haymakers, she allowed them to get the tactical advantage, smash the spaghetti in her face first, and choose when they should start throwing punches. -50 for not identifying the best military strategy.

And finally, she should have known that her ability to out ghetto the two black girls was practically non-existent. -10 points for that.

She got into a fight she had no business getting into.
She had many avenues to exit the argument, and chose not to.
She should have minded her own business, and let the cops handle a person eating food on the subway themselves if they noticed it, but she chose to be a busy-body.
She stood up, and let herself become and easy target.
She let them make the first blow, and let them use the spaghetti on her face.
She was too stupid to know this wasn't a situation she was going to ever win.

She's lucky the other riders on the train intervened, and stopped the beat down.
I bet she had a bad day at work, and started pregnant doging at them on the train to try and vent her frustration.
I bet she also isn't a native NY'er.
Probably from Ohio or Indiana, would be my guess.

Some people just have no ability to evaluate a situation, and know what the best course of action is for self preservation. I hope she learned something from the ass-whooping she invited.

BC.

[lethe]

That's it, I'm throwing spaghetti at Heman if I ever see him on the Subway. 

+1 on the above

If someone is eating on the subway, I could give two shits. Instead I inwardly cringe thinking about what kinda nasties are floating around landing in their food.

My tactic is to always stand on the subway even when there are seats available and to always look like I might have just a few screws loose. 10+ years now and no problems yet. 

[ducpainter]

That's it, I'm throwing spaghetti at Heman if I ever see him on the Subway. 

+1 on the above

If someone is eating on the subway, I could give two shits. Instead I inwardly cringe thinking about what kinda nasties are floating around landing in their food.

My tactic is to always stand on the subway even when there are seats available and to always look like I might have just a few screws loose. 10+ years now and no problems yet. 

but...

you do have screws loose.