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How owning a Ducati is like dating a stripper

Started by bunnyman666, March 20, 2011, 06:41:12 PM

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Monster Dave

#15
March 23, 2011, 01:33:14 PM
Quote from: Sắc Dục on March 23, 2011, 01:28:53 PM

How over extending a metaphor is like creating an excuse to tell everyone I dated a stripper . . .


sac

Oh snap!!  [laugh]

speedknot

#16
March 23, 2011, 05:52:57 PM
Like dating a stripper?  I can see that.  My Ducati is one pregnant dog I like to mount and ride her for hours. [evil]
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OBNOXS

#17
March 23, 2011, 07:16:40 PM
..and you wouldn't want to go down on them.

KRJ

#18
March 23, 2011, 08:47:23 PM


  And You don't pay to play in $20.00 bills, just throw out the $100.00s and go to town..Yeah, I never dated a Stripper, I found much worse...And enjoyed all I had...
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MadDuck

#19
March 23, 2011, 08:50:34 PM
Quote from: Sắc Dục on March 23, 2011, 01:28:53 PM

How over extending a metaphor is like creating an excuse to tell everyone I dated a stripper . . .


sac

[laugh] [laugh]
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akmnstr

#20
March 24, 2011, 06:30:23 AM
Quote from: Sắc Dục on March 23, 2011, 01:28:53 PM

How over extending a metaphor is like creating an excuse to tell everyone I dated a stripper . . .


sac

I think someone is missing out on an important life experience [laugh] [laugh]
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Monster Dave

#21
March 24, 2011, 10:09:07 AM
Quote from: akmnstr on March 24, 2011, 06:30:23 AM
I think someone is missing out on an important life experience [laugh] [laugh]


[laugh]

SacDuc

#22
March 24, 2011, 11:09:19 AM
Quote from: akmnstr on March 24, 2011, 06:30:23 AM
I think someone is missing out on an important life experience [laugh] [laugh]


You mean dating a crazy skank filled with hate and daddy issues? Been there. Most of us have. That girl just happened to be the daughter of a guy that owned a few strip clubs, not a stripper herself. Not all that great really. And not much at all like riding a particular brand of motorcycle. Except they are both things people spend a lot more time talking about doing than actually doing. But whatever floats your boat.

sac
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muskrat

#23
March 24, 2011, 01:45:22 PM
they both take debit cards.  :-X  I still say my Ducs are more expensive.
Can we thin the gene pool? 

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bunnyman666

#24
March 25, 2011, 05:38:57 AM
Quote from: muskrat on March 24, 2011, 01:45:22 PM
they both take debit cards.  :-X  I still say my Ducs are more expensive.

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poseur

#25
March 29, 2011, 10:23:23 PM
I dated a stripper. I don't think owning a Ducati is anything like it at all.

akmnstr

#26
March 30, 2011, 05:14:00 AM
Quote from: poseur on March 29, 2011, 10:23:23 PM
I dated a stripper. I don't think owning a Ducati is anything like it at all.

That just goes to show that all strippers are not the same.  Strippers are people too. ;) ;)
"you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas!!" Davey Crockett & AKmnstr

"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."
Charles Darwin

"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass." Marlon Brando

jc.cyberdemon

#27
March 30, 2011, 08:39:16 AM
either way you gotta love naked bikes and naked females

bunnyman666

#28
March 30, 2011, 07:48:15 PM
Quote from: jc.cyberdemon on March 30, 2011, 08:39:16 AM
either way you gotta love naked bikes and naked females

ding! ding! ding!!!
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Jarvicious

#29
April 02, 2011, 08:17:10 AM
If you ride either with the front end up too long you'll get oil all over your leg?

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